A laugh for the day

crazylady55
crazylady55 Member Posts: 92
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Here is a laugh for everyone. I hope you all like it.


A Prayer for all the girls:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.


Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Comments

  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    Too Funny!
    That was too too cute, thanks for the laugh!!!

    RE
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    Funny stuff!!!
    OMG! That is so funny! Thanks crazylady! I will certainly TRY to remember #5 lmao
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    Two for One!
    Thanks, crazylady55!

    Two funnies in one post - a good deal!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    Thanks for the laugh... I
    Thanks for the laugh... I needed it today... Pre-op appointment this morning... oh yeah!

    ~T
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
    The tips are words to live
    The tips are words to live by LOL. Thanks Crazy for a morning chuckle.
  • Jan_M
    Jan_M Member Posts: 116
    This was great...thanks for
    This was great...thanks for the smile!!!!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    Jan_M said:

    This was great...thanks for
    This was great...thanks for the smile!!!!

    Thanks for this funny! Nice
    Thanks for this funny! Nice to start the day off with a smile from here!