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Kat11
Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized."

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon
or the teacup.'








'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'

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  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
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    OMG
    I was going to use the bucket.........I do like the window view thank you LOL
    Excellent joke!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
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    phoenixrising said:

    OMG
    I was going to use the bucket.........I do like the window view thank you LOL
    Excellent joke!

    This joke is hilarious Kat!
    This joke is hilarious Kat! Thanks for it! And, I also like the window view. lmao
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
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    Kylez said:

    This joke is hilarious Kat!
    This joke is hilarious Kat! Thanks for it! And, I also like the window view. lmao

    I love the humor on here.
    I love the humor on here. It is wonderful!
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
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    Alexis F said:

    I love the humor on here.
    I love the humor on here. It is wonderful!

    Oh no!! I told my husband
    Oh no!! I told my husband the joke while holding back on the punchline and he said "can't you just pull the plug?", guess we know who's the brains in this family LOL
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
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    phoenixrising said:

    Oh no!! I told my husband
    Oh no!! I told my husband the joke while holding back on the punchline and he said "can't you just pull the plug?", guess we know who's the brains in this family LOL

    LOL..too funny! This is one
    LOL..too funny! This is one of my favorite jokes on here. Thanks!
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
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    Noel said:

    LOL..too funny! This is one
    LOL..too funny! This is one of my favorite jokes on here. Thanks!

    Still spooning............
    Trying to get the bubbles first!! Rubber Ducky keeps swimming away :(
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
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    Akiss4me said:

    Still spooning............
    Trying to get the bubbles first!! Rubber Ducky keeps swimming away :(

    Adding to your post LOL
    A woman phones the vet at midnight and sayd that 2 dogs are mating noisily on her front lawn, she tried shouting at them and even the bucket of water did no good...How was she to get them to stop their amorous marathon and allow her to get to sleep?

    The vet said:

    "Just go out there and tell them there's an urgent Phone call for them"..The woman is astounded and asks if it will work..

    The vet said...



    "It just did for me!"

    ROFL!!!!!!!
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
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    tasha_111 said:

    Adding to your post LOL
    A woman phones the vet at midnight and sayd that 2 dogs are mating noisily on her front lawn, she tried shouting at them and even the bucket of water did no good...How was she to get them to stop their amorous marathon and allow her to get to sleep?

    The vet said:

    "Just go out there and tell them there's an urgent Phone call for them"..The woman is astounded and asks if it will work..

    The vet said...



    "It just did for me!"

    ROFL!!!!!!!

    Girl you are on a roll!!!!!
    That guy in the corvette has really got you going!!
  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
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    tasha_111 said:

    Adding to your post LOL
    A woman phones the vet at midnight and sayd that 2 dogs are mating noisily on her front lawn, she tried shouting at them and even the bucket of water did no good...How was she to get them to stop their amorous marathon and allow her to get to sleep?

    The vet said:

    "Just go out there and tell them there's an urgent Phone call for them"..The woman is astounded and asks if it will work..

    The vet said...



    "It just did for me!"

    ROFL!!!!!!!

    Tasha - With me being new on
    Tasha - With me being new on the block and all and not really having to many friends on here yet. I have to tell you. I really look forward to your posts. You have such a wonderful sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs.
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
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    ROFLMAO
    That is so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Kat! And, I as others here, like the window view. I totally did not see that coming. LOL

    And, Tasha, as always, you make me laugh. Keep it up!
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
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    Kat11 said:

    Tasha - With me being new on
    Tasha - With me being new on the block and all and not really having to many friends on here yet. I have to tell you. I really look forward to your posts. You have such a wonderful sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs.

    I think you are a friend as
    I think you are a friend as soon as you post the first time.

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