Another Joke
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized."
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon
or the teacup.'
'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'
Comments
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OMG
I was going to use the bucket.........I do like the window view thank you LOL
Excellent joke!0 -
This joke is hilarious Kat!phoenixrising said:OMG
I was going to use the bucket.........I do like the window view thank you LOL
Excellent joke!
This joke is hilarious Kat! Thanks for it! And, I also like the window view. lmao0 -
Oh no!! I told my husbandAlexis F said:I love the humor on here.
I love the humor on here. It is wonderful!
Oh no!! I told my husband the joke while holding back on the punchline and he said "can't you just pull the plug?", guess we know who's the brains in this family LOL0 -
LOL..too funny! This is onephoenixrising said:Oh no!! I told my husband
Oh no!! I told my husband the joke while holding back on the punchline and he said "can't you just pull the plug?", guess we know who's the brains in this family LOL
LOL..too funny! This is one of my favorite jokes on here. Thanks!0 -
Adding to your post LOLAkiss4me said:Still spooning............
Trying to get the bubbles first!! Rubber Ducky keeps swimming away
A woman phones the vet at midnight and sayd that 2 dogs are mating noisily on her front lawn, she tried shouting at them and even the bucket of water did no good...How was she to get them to stop their amorous marathon and allow her to get to sleep?
The vet said:
"Just go out there and tell them there's an urgent Phone call for them"..The woman is astounded and asks if it will work..
The vet said...
"It just did for me!"
ROFL!!!!!!!0 -
Girl you are on a roll!!!!!tasha_111 said:Adding to your post LOL
A woman phones the vet at midnight and sayd that 2 dogs are mating noisily on her front lawn, she tried shouting at them and even the bucket of water did no good...How was she to get them to stop their amorous marathon and allow her to get to sleep?
The vet said:
"Just go out there and tell them there's an urgent Phone call for them"..The woman is astounded and asks if it will work..
The vet said...
"It just did for me!"
ROFL!!!!!!!
That guy in the corvette has really got you going!!0 -
Tasha - With me being new ontasha_111 said:Adding to your post LOL
A woman phones the vet at midnight and sayd that 2 dogs are mating noisily on her front lawn, she tried shouting at them and even the bucket of water did no good...How was she to get them to stop their amorous marathon and allow her to get to sleep?
The vet said:
"Just go out there and tell them there's an urgent Phone call for them"..The woman is astounded and asks if it will work..
The vet said...
"It just did for me!"
ROFL!!!!!!!
Tasha - With me being new on the block and all and not really having to many friends on here yet. I have to tell you. I really look forward to your posts. You have such a wonderful sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs.0 -
I think you are a friend asKat11 said:Tasha - With me being new on
Tasha - With me being new on the block and all and not really having to many friends on here yet. I have to tell you. I really look forward to your posts. You have such a wonderful sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs.
I think you are a friend as soon as you post the first time.0
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