Eric and Arthur.......
tasha_111
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Altzheimers patients, Eric and Arthur sat on the park bench. Eric said: " I'm going to get and ice cream, Do you want one Art?"
Arthur says; "Yes, vanilla with chocolate sauce, but you had better write it down or you'll forget"
Eric:-----" I won't forget"
Arthur: OK A vanilla with chocolate sauce and sprinkles........but you should write it down, in case you forget"
Eric.."I will not Flaming-Well forget!"
Arthur....A vanilla one with chocolate sauce, Sprinkles and a chocolate flake...OK? But you had better write it down!"
At this point , Eric loses his rag and storms off to the local store and returns with ................................................................................A Meat Pie.
Arthur asks................Where's the Friggin' Chips????????????????????
Arthur says; "Yes, vanilla with chocolate sauce, but you had better write it down or you'll forget"
Eric:-----" I won't forget"
Arthur: OK A vanilla with chocolate sauce and sprinkles........but you should write it down, in case you forget"
Eric.."I will not Flaming-Well forget!"
Arthur....A vanilla one with chocolate sauce, Sprinkles and a chocolate flake...OK? But you had better write it down!"
At this point , Eric loses his rag and storms off to the local store and returns with ................................................................................A Meat Pie.
Arthur asks................Where's the Friggin' Chips????????????????????
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Comments
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Chips with a Meat Pie?
Hmmm... I know you get chips with fish. Didn't know you get chips with a meat pie.
FUNNY!
I think this is joke #2 for you today. You are in fine form, J!
Kind regards, Susan0
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