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golf joke

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody

5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that

your husband?"


"Yes" says the woman.


"Did you hit him with that golf club?"


Yes, yes, I did...” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and

puts her, hands on her face.


"How many times did you hit him?"


"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for

a five."
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  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl CSN Member Posts: 3,682 Member
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    Margo - HA HA! :-)
    Funny! Kinda gruesome, but funny!

    I'm a "pee wee" golfer only (or, I guess some might call it "miniature golf") - not a serious golfer like you.

    Still, can totally relate to the "... for a five" punchline! (Yeah, I do need THAT much help - even with "pee wee" golf!)

    Kind regards, Susan
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