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Timeless observations from Will Rogers...

KathiM
KathiM CSN Member Posts: 8,027 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Cheers to all, I got this from a friend.


Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with
Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political
sage this country ever has known.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a
woman . . . neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
by reading. The few who learn by observation. The
rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still
there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion
felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until
a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When
you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


Hugs, Kathi
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  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 CSN Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #2
    Thanks for Will's Wisdom!
    Good morning, Kathi, thanks for helping me start my day with laughter and good advice--a rare combination! (Will share number 3 with Joe)
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  • Aortus
    Aortus CSN Member Posts: 967
    #3
    Moopy23 said:

    Thanks for Will's Wisdom!
    Good morning, Kathi, thanks for helping me start my day with laughter and good advice--a rare combination! (Will share number 3 with Joe)

    Uh, dear?
    Joe already knows all about #3. Provided you agree, of course.
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  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 CSN Member Posts: 2,072
    #4
    Aortus said:

    Uh, dear?
    Joe already knows all about #3. Provided you agree, of course.

    Thanks Kathi
    Hilarious, but true!! Jxxxxxxxxxxxx
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  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 CSN Member Posts: 1,510
    #5
    LOL Thanks Kathi, what great
    LOL Thanks Kathi, what great advice. Hugs, Lili
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