Sunday funny

jams67

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

crg123

Hmmmmm...
Does this mean when they tell you to drink lotsa water, they're full of S_ _T?
???Cheryl???

Faith4Cure

Thanks so much for that wealth of information!!!Now I will have some justification when I need it!! I can't wait to pass this on to my friends!

Faith

spongebob

And don't forget Ben Franklin's other famous saying:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

I always knew ol' Ben was a smart feller.

HowardJ

Too funny!!! You had me rolling on the ground with this one!

Howard