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Sunday funny

jams67
jams67 CSN Member Posts: 925 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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  • crg123
    crg123 CSN Member Posts: 80
    #2
    Hmmmmm...
    Does this mean when they tell you to drink lotsa water, they're full of S_ _T?
    ???Cheryl???
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  • Faith4Cure
    Faith4Cure CSN Member Posts: 405 Member
    #3
    Thanks so much for that wealth of information!!!Now I will have some justification when I need it!! I can't wait to pass this on to my friends!

    Faith
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  • spongebob
    spongebob CSN Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #4
    And don't forget Ben Franklin's other famous saying:

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    I always knew ol' Ben was a smart feller.
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  • HowardJ
    HowardJ CSN Member Posts: 474
    #5
    Too funny!!! You had me rolling on the ground with this one!

    Howard
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