Jokes - Italian Bread.

Limey
Limey Member Posts: 446 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Two men one 80 and one 87 are out for a morning jog. The 87 year old comes in far ahead of the 80 year old and showing little signs of even labored breathing.
The 80 year old notices his friend doing so well and asks him how is it that you can stay in such good shape? It is the Italian bread I eat every day, the 87 year old says. It keeps you young and full of vigor.

On his way home the 80 year old man stops at an Italian market and buys 5 loves of bread. The lady waiting behind the counter looks at the man and comments: This is allot of bread, it will be quite hard by the time you eat that fifth loaf. The 80 year old looks dumfounded at the woman and says, what am I the only one who doesn’t know about this bread thing?

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  • lfondots63
    lfondots63 Member Posts: 818 Member
    #2
    Ok, so I must not be in the right mind set for this??? It took me 3 times reading this before I got the joke. Sigh. Very funny though!

    Lisa F.
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #3
    Me too Lisa,

    Maybe it is just us Lisas'.

    Hugs, Lisa P.
  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
    #4
    Very naughty but very funny!

    I see this weekend got off to an even earlier giggling start :):)

    Cheers,
    Ying
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  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
    #6
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    I must just have a one-track naughty mind. I sent this to my husband on Skype chat as soon as I got up from rolling on the floor laughing :):)

    We just went over to some friends for dinner to celebrate the Chinese Mid-Autumn festival. They asked us to get some bread on our way over. We got some nice Italian foccacia bread so I knew that I had to tell the joke. 3 glasses of wine later, I had everyone else rolling on the floor too.

    Now why were we having cevapcici, Italian bread and moon cakes for the Chinese mid-autumn festival? Coz, it's the bay area and everything goes here :)

    Cheers,
    Ying

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