Too funny...had to pass it along...
KathiM
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Considering many of us have had our 'lawns mowed'....this REALLY tickled me!!!!
Hugs,
Kathi
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Considering many of us have had our 'lawns mowed'....this REALLY tickled me!!!!
Hugs,
Kathi
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too cute! I wouldn't be surprised if that REALLY happened!0
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ha ha!!!! that was funny. my lawn had a bald spot when it returned. so now i have designer lawn. lol yvette0
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