Something to Bring a Smile

ClaudiaAnn Member Posts: 51
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."


  • Susan956
    Susan956 Member Posts: 510
    Always nice to have something to brighten our day. Hope you had a nice Easter.

    Take Care... God Bless
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    I laughed sooooo hard and soooooo long!!!!
    Thank you soooooo much! You win, yours is MUCH BETTER than MINE!!!!!

  • Papillon
    Papillon Member Posts: 2
    I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE JOKE! Thanks for sharing it! (I'm still laughing!)