butt joke :)

tkd3g Member Posts: 767
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Maybe you've heard this already:

It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, "Happy Butt."

The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?"

And the little girl said, "Happy Butt."

The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl then exclaimed, "Glad ****, Happy Butt, what's the difference?"

Have a nice night.

Barb ( who has a happy butt :) )


  • 2bhealed
    2bhealed Member Posts: 2,064 Member

    peace, emily with a tickled tush
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  • HowardJ
    HowardJ Member Posts: 474
    What a hoot! :-)
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    Great joke. I remember hearing it as "Happy Hiney"