Thanksgiving Weather forecast

grandma047
grandma047 Member Posts: 381
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

-- by Elliot Abrams

Comments

  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    I absolutely love it!!

    Don't forget the Tropical storm brewing on Thursday, possibly turning into Hurricane "Shop Your Feet Off" on Friday!!

    Barb
  • grandma047
    grandma047 Member Posts: 381
    tkd3g said:

    I absolutely love it!!

    Don't forget the Tropical storm brewing on Thursday, possibly turning into Hurricane "Shop Your Feet Off" on Friday!!

    Barb

    I surely won't foget. I look forward to it each year. Can't wait. Hope you enjoy it too.
    Love and prayers, Judy(grandma047)
  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
    Judy that was awesome! Thanks for taking the time to type it and share it!

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after...you get the idea!

    Stacy