Yep, gonna do it, if I can get 11 more or so!!!
Let's make a colon Cancer Calender, hind ends only (AND NO, not total hineys), just the 1/3 showing!!!!
I'll get it done professionally, just requires your photos, I'll be the first (going to take a few days to get those beads strung, and then I'll show you the pic and you can go from there).
Put a personal piece about each person (amount children, grandchildren, when diagnosed with colon cancer, stage of, and a personal sentence or two) Just initials or first names if you don't want your name out there matching your arse.
Then we sell the darn calenders with all profits going to COLON/RECTAL CANCER RESEARCH!!!!
Just pick a slogan you like, Buzz had an interesting one: "Rectal and Colon Cancers are Pains in the Butt ", or Philleg's "Fight Colon Cancer - The *** You Save Could Be Your Own"
or mine "Colon Cancer is a Pain in the Arse", or Karguys ""the butt you save may be your own." or, just simply stick a BOW on "It" per LovesKitties "Guess maybe we need to put a bow on a butt to make it sexy!" have it written on your arse or bow on butt and take the pic.
You may have more then one royal arse, you can have family participate, friends, dogs, etc.. some of the slogans are tooo long for just one arse.
Go Funny, Go Crazy, Go Serious, just DO IT!!!
Just an Idea, if 11 are on board with me, we can run with this, and do something "personal" to help our fight collectively against Colonrectal cancers!!!!
Winter Marie
Rebel Woman!!!! ROFLMAO
Joined: Jun 2010
Hey Marie! What fun! I
Hey Marie! What fun! I always thought my hubby had the cutest arse in the world...I will see if I can talk him into it! (o:
Joined: Apr 2010
WONDERFUL!!!!
Heck, we'll take all kinds of arses!!!!
I'll get in touch this week with a printing company, so we can send photo's there, etc.
Also, give your month preference, I'd like March as that is my Birthday. I'm just wondering, what "December" is going to look like.
Winter Marie
Joined: Jun 2010
Just wanna clarify...the
Just wanna clarify...the upper 1/3? Plumbers cr@ck kinda angle??? lol
Joined: Apr 2010
YEPPERS
Plumbers CRACK!!!! Please, any plumbers out there, I do not mean to offend but, well, heck, we are talking plumbers crack.
Joined: Jun 2010
k...we'' take Sept. if no
k...we'll take Sept. if no one else wants it...well...I guess I have to ask him first...that might be important. (o:
Joined: Apr 2010
LOL
If he does it, September is yours!!!
Joined: Sep 2010
The December Butt
Will have to have goosebumps on it!
Joined: Apr 2010
LOL
Lori-S, I love how you see the humor in it all.
It gives me joy.
Winter Marie
Joined: Apr 2010
Calender Months
So if OKThen gets September, please note: February, March and September is taken. Please put in your months quickly.
Joined: May 2005
What?
no photos with cigars hanging out?
Joined: Apr 2010
Silly
Did you not read the rules??? Go Crazy with it. Although a cigar is going to look a lot like "Mr. Hanky".
Joined: Jul 2007
OMG
That's too funny. Don't think I could pose for a month, but would willing purchase one! Thanks for the laugh!
Joined: Apr 2010
Friends
You can always have friends pose or family!!! LOL
Joined: Apr 2009
I'm IN
Who took March????? Well...if I can't have March...... ummmmm.... May is good...in memory of my Mom. Heck..... I can show my butt any month of the year! Great idea Marie!!!
Jennie
Joined: Apr 2010
May is Yours
Sorry, I took March, My Birthday. May is now your month. February, March, May and September are now taken.
Thank you Jennie!!!!
Joined: May 2010
Calendar
Hello Herdizziness,
My name is Karen. If October is not taken I would like to take that month please.
Peace and Blessings,
Karen
Joined: Apr 2010
October
October is yours Karen!!!
Joined: May 2010
Calendar
Thanks, I just turned 57 last week. Just tell me when the photos are needed. Thanks again.
Peace and Blessings,
Karen
Joined: Sep 2010
Karen
Are you up for painting your butt orange with a happy face in honor of Halloween?
Joined: May 2010
calendar
Lori, that is one good idea.
Peace and blessings,
Karen
Joined: Dec 2009
I will be thinking about this
Ok. I will be thinking about this. One major problem is I never did have much of a butt. The second problem is what I did have shrunk after the damn resection.
However, I do have a photo of my Ileo (my new butt) that I took and sent to my doc in STL so he could see how I was healing.
I was good for March but it's taken.
Kerry
Joined: Apr 2009
Kerry
Hey Sexy!
You have GOT to get your "butt" pic taken on your Kabota!!! I mean..that's you! For sure sweetie.... that would sell!!! Hummmmmm... I may have to crawl on the hood of my Camaro.... this is great fun! Thanks again Marie!!!!
Jennie
Joined: Dec 2009
What Kubota???
Jennie darlin,
What Kubota??? I have 3. ZD21 mower – RTV900 - L4240 HST tractor.
I could use the tractor and say “save your bucket or use this bucket to dig your own grave”.
Kerry - The conservative
Joined: Jan 2010
What a concept!
You are great to get this together.
Is there anyone on the board who could set up a free web site to promote this from?
If anyone does go for bows, make it a dark blue one!
Hugs,
Marie who loves kitties
Joined: Sep 2009
This is a good fun way
This is a good fun way to promote awareness and raise funds.
How many are aware that there is already a Colondar for purchase to do just this? Not******, but front side surgery scars showing. (So Marie's idea is much more fun and lighthearted.)
The existing one (for many years) can be found here:
http://www.colonclub.com/colondar.html
The Colon Club was started for those diagnosed before age 50 - before the "normal" age of colonoscopy or dx. They have a great discussion board too.
During this "pink" month I'm reminded every day of how much we need to do to educate about colon cancer. We're bombarded with info on breast cancer, but most people really don't know much about colon cancer - just the jokes they've heard about colonoscopies, or the fear of the prep. We need to bombard the public with blue, as we've been bombarded with pink!
Joined: Sep 2006
I'm in
for the month of July
Joined: Apr 2010
Nudgie
July is yours.
Joined: Jun 2006
go dizz
you just go dizz......
excellent work.....
mags
Joined: Oct 2009
Yes, go dizz!
I think you need some male butts too! I know the colon club does the calendar, but their models are all <50. While I know there are more people being diagnosed earlier, I think it's good this calendar will have butts representative of the whole colorectal population - old butts, young butts + in-between.
Joined: Apr 2010
Male Butts, old Butts, Big and Skinny Butts, Young Butts
All butts are welcome to join in the calender.
My husband is going to bare his plumber's crack with me, and I'm thinking of hanging a blue ribbon on the tail end of my dog's butt and bare it with us as well!!!!
Joined: Apr 2010
Please note if you don't want to bear your butt you can
Help if you have artistic ability for the front cover.
Also need someone to come up with witty yet serious slogan for the name of the Calender.
Any and all ideas are welcome.
Joined: Aug 2010
What about :watch your Butt ,save your life, or so!
I don't know if it has a meaning in english , this is in Spanglish!
may be too rude isn't ?
Joined: Aug 2008
My Birthday is September butt......
if you need the *** istance of my rear it is yours for whatever month you choose...........
Joined: Apr 2010
September
September I believe is taken by okthen, she is checking with husband.
How about January? A party hat on the arse?
Joined: Jan 2010
How about
Get a colonoscopy...it could save your gut, your butt, your life.
Joined: Aug 2010
Good one Marie .
I like it.
Joined: Sep 2010
How bout
If you can't bear cancer then bare your butt!
N/A
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Joined: Jan 2010
I'd like August
I'd like August, my birthday month. I'll get on a picture idea.
Valerie
Joined: Apr 2010
August
August is yours!!!
Joined: Jun 2010
Picture accomplished! (o:
Picture accomplished! (o: Just gotta do some photoshop with it. Do you want each pic emailed to you for approval?? Your gonna be looking at a lot of arse....
Joined: Apr 2010
PICTURES
Yes, please email pictures to me!!! herdizziness@aol.com
Joined: Apr 2006
Great slogans
Kathy,
Great slogans,
Butt can't see me buying one of these calender......
Spongee Bob showing off his war wounds yes, looking at butts in the morning not a chance......
Joined: Aug 2008
January for me Dizz ?
If January is mine I already got a good one figured out...
Buzz
Joined: Apr 2010
January
January is YOURS!!!!!
Joined: Apr 2010
Scars
I don't think I could stand the idea of waking up and looking at someone's scars. I mean grab a cup of coffee look at the calendar on the wall on a fine sunny morning and, well.... I'd rather start my morning looking at someone's arse, then someone's memory of horror. This is why breast cancer has a step up on us, (well many steps) someone on colon cancer is trying to sell for research money; peoples scars, how many people actually buy that?
We're trying to raise money for research for our cancers, not scare people into not talking about it. Why should OUR cancer be SCARY???? Scary enough, it's spoken in whispers, or not mentioned at all.
Joined: Sep 2010
Sorry
I can't lend my butt to the calendar because it disappeared when I lost all the weight. It used to be one of my better *** sets. I'm still trying to get it back!
Joined: Apr 2010
But...
No pun intended, (well, maybe a little) you can lend your face to the cover.
It's a gorgeous face, and makes us, EVERYONE.
Winter Marie
Joined: Apr 2010
1st Order
I already got our first order, from a friend on facebook, not cancer related.
So come on people I need our four more months filled in.
NEED APRIL, JUNE, NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER!!!!
Joined: Sep 2009
December
Thinking about this. To do December properly we need to wait till snow - then I have great ideas! But that is probably too late. When is your deadline to get photos turned in?
I could take April, my birthday month if I can't wait for snow.
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