**** Your Funny HAHA For The Weekend! PMS Anyone? ****

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The Top Ten Tips To Know If You Have PMS!


10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


♠♣ Love, Susie ♠♣

Comments

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Are you Living here with me ?? hahha
    Love it, as I live it ..


    Thank you for sharing -))))


    Vicki Sam
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    VickiSam said:

    Are you Living here with me ?? hahha
    Love it, as I live it ..


    Thank you for sharing -))))


    Vicki Sam

    LOL
    Thanks Susie for the huge laugh you just gave me!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    I "cured " my daughter of
    I "cured " my daughter of PMS...I told her that 99% of the time it is a lousy excuse for even lousier behaviour! When she vehemently disagreed, I gave her a few scenarios.

    How would her B*@^CHY day go if on that same day she got a chance to : Meet her favorite movie/rock star, to go on a job interview at the only place she has ever dreamed of working, be invited to the White House or any other important, once in a lifetime event, fly to Paris, be interviewed on TV,etc etc. How would she behave on that day? She had to admit she would suck it up and be a perfect angel!!! The 1% leftover who really do have a medical condition? I grant them that, and wish everyone around them Peace! Love you! LOL
    But the joke was great!!!!! I loved it! Thanks for the grins!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    chenheart said:

    I "cured " my daughter of
    I "cured " my daughter of PMS...I told her that 99% of the time it is a lousy excuse for even lousier behaviour! When she vehemently disagreed, I gave her a few scenarios.

    How would her B*@^CHY day go if on that same day she got a chance to : Meet her favorite movie/rock star, to go on a job interview at the only place she has ever dreamed of working, be invited to the White House or any other important, once in a lifetime event, fly to Paris, be interviewed on TV,etc etc. How would she behave on that day? She had to admit she would suck it up and be a perfect angel!!! The 1% leftover who really do have a medical condition? I grant them that, and wish everyone around them Peace! Love you! LOL
    But the joke was great!!!!! I loved it! Thanks for the grins!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥

    This is funny! All of them
    This is funny! All of them and so true, don't you think?


    Love the Ha Ha's Susie!


    Hugs, Jan
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    I have it!!
    Susie, thanks for my diagnosis. Just kidding but I truly did love it!! LOL
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    VickiSam said:

    Are you Living here with me ?? hahha
    Love it, as I live it ..


    Thank you for sharing -))))


    Vicki Sam

    I don't think so Vicki Sam,
    I don't think so Vicki Sam, but, I could be.

    Have you checked the attic lately????? LOL!
  • MNLynn
    MNLynn Member Posts: 224
    thanks
    thanks for posting - we need to laugh . . . "laugher heals" & I believe it!

    Lynn
  • camsgram
    camsgram Member Posts: 106
    LOL! thanks for the laugh.

    LOL! thanks for the laugh.
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    camsgram said:

    LOL! thanks for the laugh.

    LOL! thanks for the laugh.

    HA HA HA HA!



    Hugs, Diane
  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175
    HAHAHA! Thats too funny!

    HAHAHA! Thats too funny!
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    MyTurnNow said:

    I have it!!
    Susie, thanks for my diagnosis. Just kidding but I truly did love it!! LOL

    LMAO right now!

    LMAO right now!
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    jo jo said:

    HAHAHA! Thats too funny!

    HAHAHA! Thats too funny!

    Love this!

    Love this!
  • sea60
    sea60 Member Posts: 2,613
    Been there!
    A "must try"...chocolate on potato chips!