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A senior citizen from The Villages Retirement Community in Florida drove his brand new Corvette stingray convertible out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp south on I-75, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. 
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I 75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.” 
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day Sir,” replied the trooper






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Canadian Sandy
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Lol...good one!

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This is outstanding!  There is a jazz singer who has used this in his act that I love and see frequently!  First time I head it I was dying!

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Thanks for the laugh.  

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