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Dec 08, 2015 - 9:11 pm
The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was without a headache for the first time in 20 years. As I walked down the street, I realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new life. I saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit..." I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long." I laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. I tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As I admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" I thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed me and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." I was surprised. "That's right! How did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" I thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see...Size 36." I laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! - I've worn a size 34 brief for the last 20 years." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 brief would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
Icemantoo
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Joined: Nov 2014
:-) :-) :-) So good I'm a
:-) :-) :-)
So good I'm a girl, not at risk for such a terrible medical mistake
Joined: Oct 2013
LOL. Thanks for the chuckle,
LOL. Thanks for the chuckle, Iceman!
Would you call that a "debriefing"?
Joined: Nov 2015
oof. LOL!
oof. LOL!
Joined: Apr 2014
Haha
Thanks Iceman. We enjoyed that one!!
Joined: Nov 2014
Boxers over briefs
Iceman,
It's why I switched to boxers years ago... I think brief wearers originated the saying "uptight."
- Jay
Joined: Sep 2015
thank you
Thank you for the good laugh. Just what I needed tonight.
Sleep well friends and happy dreams.
Nancy
Joined: Dec 2012
I need a new tailor!
Hahaha. He's a good one.
Todd