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A Funny for Friday ..

VickiSam's picture
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I fish

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately (yes, with some tongue) as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This, followed by a session of passionate love, is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

fauxma's picture
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Joined: Dec 2008

That cracked me up. Thanks for sharing. A good funny in the morning is great.

CypressCynthia's picture
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Joined: Oct 2009

So funny!!! Love it!

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