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PhillieG's picture
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Joined: May 2005

It's ALMOST like I hit the lottery, but the rabbit has handlebars!
I just LOVE these... She must know of my close relationship with the Man (or Woman) upstairs!
And we BOTH have CANCER too!!!!!
Attn; Beneficiary
21st May 2012

Don't be offended, I came across your profile when I was browsing on the internet and you really got me interested. My name is Mrs. Jessica Benoit , I have decided to donate what I have to you. I was diagnosed for cancer for about Few years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my hearing ability and my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live too long, this is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage. I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $10 million dollars and Two Trunk Box (Family valuables) with a Security Company. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,000,000.00 to you. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right .I have adjusted my WILL and my Personal Physician is aware I have changed my will. You and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact Mr. Robert Turner with this specified email- lawchambers@rogers.com Tell: +447035933348 and tell him that I have WILLED $10,000,000:00 my personal reference number law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834520012. I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you from my personal decision. I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish.

Regards, Mrs. Jessica Benoit
Contact my Lawyer
Mr. Robert Turner with this specified email-
- lawchambers@rogers.com
Tell: +447035933348

tommycat's picture
Posts: 790
Joined: Aug 2011

Garsh---you sure is lucky! Give her my contact info too. If she needs my social security number, account numbers, PINS, etc---no problemo.
What a fine lady to want to help you!!!

Helen321's picture
Posts: 1424
Joined: May 2012

I'm forwarding you my bank info and social security number. I mean with all that money, you'll have plenty for everyone!

PhillieG's picture
Posts: 4912
Joined: May 2005

Chemo's on Me!!!
John and other TCM-ers, I'll send some herbs!

Double rounds for everyone!

maglets's picture
Posts: 2596
Joined: Jun 2006

Philli you are NOT respecting Madame Benoit's wish to keep this great gift a secret.....naughty boy.
what a pis- off......i collect cookbooks and Madame Benoit is on of my favs. She was a great Canuck....wrote many down to earth books and was very early explorer of the use of the microwave oven. shame to waste such a nice name.

I shall post all of my personal banking info too with hopes of being part of this most generous gift


Goldie1's picture
Posts: 264
Joined: Sep 2011

some people have all the luck!!

Ellen & Pat

LivinginNH's picture
Posts: 1458
Joined: Apr 2010

If you could find it in your heart, I could sure use a million or so! What's a million or two between friends after all...


Posts: 1956
Joined: Oct 2009

i got a bridge here in Brooklyn that i'm willing to sell real cheap....
aint you the lucky one!!!!!!

maglets's picture
Posts: 2596
Joined: Jun 2006

oh good idea......philly I could probably let you have the Canadian side of Niagara Falls for a few million.....

Mark Zuckerberg had few wedding guests.....prolly could not afford to feed them....you know with 80 billion and all

Posts: 370
Joined: Aug 2011

And here I was having myself a little pity party today and now this good news. You can PM me for my bank routing number :)


Posts: 1
Joined: May 2012

I just received the same email...

Annabelle41415's picture
Posts: 6691
Joined: Feb 2009

It is your lucky day. My dad got caught up in the Money Order scam, luckily he took it to the bank and after 10 days they traced it to Nigeria but my dad still lost some of his money. Phil, hope you know that this is a joke (LOL)


wolfen's picture
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Joined: Apr 2009


I'm really jealous. I didn't get an email, nor did Johnnybegood.

Luv Ya,


pepebcn's picture
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Joined: Aug 2010

Think like one).
" I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my hearing ability and my brain,".
Phill if she has written her will recently ,at least under Spanish law ,the will is not valid since seems Mrs.Benoit has her brain seriously affected so feel sorry to disappoint you but you need a lawyer!LOL.

MissGC's picture
Posts: 2
Joined: Nov 2012

Has to be a total scam, because I just got the same email, and I don't appreciate people sending out scam emails, only to steal money from people who are going through cancer, it disgusts me, as if I have enough crap to deal with, and already had ID theft twice this year, someone thinks its funny to get your hopes up by sending you something like this but only to deceive you in the end. I am reporting this email to the FTC!

MissGC's picture
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Basically if it sounds to good to be true it usually is!

dmj101's picture
Posts: 527
Joined: Nov 2011

wow.. we are on the same mailing list...
I get this crap all the time... i bet I have about 3 presently in my junk mail box.
I hope no one falls for this stuff..
wouldn't it be wonderful if they were for real...

ron50's picture
Posts: 1729
Joined: Nov 2001

I only ever get emails garanteeing to enlarge certain parts of my body...:( ron.

Brenda Bricco
Posts: 579
Joined: Aug 2011

Some guys have all the luck! Bahahaha
Ron, I am assuming it's some gadget to enlarge your biceps. hehe

tootsie1's picture
Posts: 5061
Joined: Feb 2008

Hey, Phil.

Have I ever told you I love you? Because I totally do, and it's not because of your new found wealth or anything like that. It's all you! But if you find it in your heart to love me, too, I know you will want me to have the pleasure of having an extra million or two for play money. And I know our current spouses will be okay with it, because money buys everything.

So excited!!


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Joined: Apr 2010

I went to hit the like button, I got a lot of laughs off of your reply, and realized there wasn't one.
Winter Marie

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