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****** Your HA HA For The Day! ****** You have to laugh!

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susie09
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The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

R U Laughing????????????????

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Ritzy
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Love these! Thanks Susie!

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Balentine
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These were too funny...thanks for the humor!
Lorrie

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susie09
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Did you have a favorite? I hated to post so many as I hate long posts myself. But, I didn't know where to cut it off. I was HAHAing at all of them!

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MyTurnNow
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Thanks, Susie. Yes, I'm still laughing!!

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susie09
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I think one of the best is the Hope Chest, half 1/2..long story.

Oh, and, the dog ones. LOL

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laurissa
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These were so funny. Yes, I'm laughing.

Hope 2010
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Thanks for brightening up my day.

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Ritzy
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I think this was maybe my favorite:

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts LOL

survives
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Wonderful!! My favorite is the "hateful little terrier". I can relate to that!!

Thanks for the giggles and grins!

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DebbyM
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HA! HA! I love the hateful terrier too!

I am still laughing at these!

Thanks!

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meena1
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very funny, and i needed this today

ms.sunshine
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These were funny I have tears in my eyes now.
slight urine smell, haha

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Jeanne D
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Ha Ha Ha Ha


survivorbc09
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Thanks Susie for the big laugh today! I liked all of them!

Hugs, Jan

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smalldoggroomer
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I really needed that today..

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jo jo
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Theres too many good ones to have a favorite! LMAO!!

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Alexis F
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I had a really good laugh! Thanks!

I always look for these posts! It is so good to laugh!

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