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susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!"

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

♠♣ Susie ♠♣

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  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
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    These are funny Susie!
    These are funny Susie! Thanks!

    Megan
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
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    Silly Silly Silly
    Susie you made me laugh, thank you for that!

    RE
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
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    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!
    GREAT giggles!!!!!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
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    KathiM said:

    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!
    GREAT giggles!!!!!

    Hugs, Kathi

    Laughing
    Thanks for the laughs this morning.
    Margo
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
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    tommaseena said:

    Laughing
    Thanks for the laughs this morning.
    Margo

    Laughing too :)
    Thank you for the laugh today!

    Sue :)
  • newbiefromcananda
    newbiefromcananda Member Posts: 234
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    lol great ones....Lisa xo

    lol great ones....Lisa xo
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    Thanks, Susie, those were
    Thanks, Susie, those were good!!
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
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    Love it! LOL
    Thanks for the laughs.
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
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    CypressCynthia said:

    Love it! LOL
    Thanks for the laughs.

    Smiling!
    ♥


    You started my day off with a big smile Susie!

    Love, Jeanne ♥
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
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    Laughing here also! Thanks
    Laughing here also! Thanks Susie!

    Debby
  • shortscake
    shortscake Member Posts: 228
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    funny
    funny...lol..thanks i need that.
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
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    shortscake said:

    funny
    funny...lol..thanks i need that.

    Thanks for the chuckles. I
    Thanks for the chuckles. I must be dense though because it took me a few moments to get the difference between a fox and a dog. LOL
    Stef
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
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    fauxma said:

    Thanks for the chuckles. I
    Thanks for the chuckles. I must be dense though because it took me a few moments to get the difference between a fox and a dog. LOL
    Stef

    Me too Stef
    You aren't dense Stef. It took me a few minutes too and I know that I am NOT dense. LOL


    Hugs, Diane ♥
  • Angel_4_James
    Angel_4_James Member Posts: 73
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    LOL
    Thanks Susie,

    I needed a "lighter side" tonight. Everything I kept reading was making me sad.
    Those were good.

    ~~~~SMILES~~~~
    Angel

    The Good Book says "Laughter does good like a medicine"
  • tat2granny
    tat2granny Member Posts: 77
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    Angel_4_James said:

    LOL
    Thanks Susie,

    I needed a "lighter side" tonight. Everything I kept reading was making me sad.
    Those were good.

    ~~~~SMILES~~~~
    Angel

    The Good Book says "Laughter does good like a medicine"

    Thanks
    Thanks for the laugh. Had to find one before going out the door to the doc.
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
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    tat2granny said:

    Thanks
    Thanks for the laugh. Had to find one before going out the door to the doc.

    Good luck at the doctor's
    Good luck at the doctor's today tat2granny!

    Hugs, Diane ♥
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
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    MyTurnNow said:

    Thanks, Susie, those were
    Thanks, Susie, those were good!!

    HA! Thanks!

    HA! Thanks!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
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    newbiefromcananda said:

    lol great ones....Lisa xo

    lol great ones....Lisa xo

    Number one is fighting
    Number one is fighting words! Thanks Susie!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
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    DianeBC said:

    Good luck at the doctor's
    Good luck at the doctor's today tat2granny!

    Hugs, Diane ♥

    He He
    These are good Susie!


    ♥ Noel

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