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But seeing as it's past noon and no Friday Funnies have appeared, I figured I would share this little holiday anecdote:

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates. " In honour of this season" Saint Peter said "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

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Thanks SB. It just wouldn't be Friday without a little joke. I'm sure Ying is working hard on Part 2 of her China travels. Can't wait until she posts it since the first one was so interesting. Happy Friday!!!

Lisa F.

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Very cute Bob!!! Thanks for filling in for Ying. I too was wondering where our Friday Funnies were?

Have a great weekend!!


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Hi Bob:

So glad you are helping out. I've been running like mad at work. We have a huge software release. I am working day and night. It's going out today so I should come up for air soon.

Thanks for the giggles!


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LOL, Merry Xmas to you too Bob.

Have a good one, Russell

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Good job they wern't mine or he'd be still outside them pearly gates! merry christmas everyone. hope santy brings you everything you wished for.



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