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chynabear
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But I had to post these funnies...

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ...." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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KathiM
Posts: 8077
Joined: Aug 2005

SO, what are you SAYING?????? HUH??????

Wait, be right back....gotta go to the bathroom....

GREAT giggles!

Hugs, Kathi

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lfondots63
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Joined: Jan 2006

Loved it! I didn't think I was that old but now your list has me thinking.... Hmm can I put some of it down to chemo??? It is worth a try right!

Happy Halloween!

Lisa F.

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Betsydoglover
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Joined: Jul 2005

Good laughs.

I am practicing remembering that "Trick or Treat phrase now. Chemo brain aside, if I work I can remember the entire thing!

Happy Halloween all!

Betsy

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JADot
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Joined: Jan 2006

Boo! Mid-week giggles! Love it.

Hark, is that the door bell I hear!?

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