Saturday Giggle (and don't expect this to become a tradition)

Betsydoglover Member Posts: 1,248 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
A Hangover Tale

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol a bit. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them is a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I've gone to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!

Love, Jillian

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning paper. His son is sitting at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, Jack asked his son, "So why is everything in perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two aspirins $0.38
Saying the right thing at the right time... Priceless


  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    WOW! That says it all.......

    Thanks, Betsy....I'm sharing that with all my friends!!!!!(And just told my beau of 15 years)

    Hugs, Kathi
  • terril
    terril Member Posts: 296
    Love it, Betsy!!!!
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    Note to self...

    "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!" = food, flowers, etc.

    Got it. Why didn't read this joke years ago?
  • lfondots63
    lfondots63 Member Posts: 818 Member
    Hi Betsy,

    Love the joke and the notes from others. I read it today (Monday) so a good start to the week with a laugh.