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JADot
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Hi all:

Here are some giggles to get your weekend started. This one is a bit naughty, but funny!

Have a great weekend, you all! Remember to root for Floyd Landis to bring back the yellow jersey from the Tour de France!

Cheers,
Ying

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Stuttering Problem

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.

Doctor: "It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering."

"Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?"

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem. The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be worth it. The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up.

Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem, my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches.

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says: "I dddoonnnbt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble!"

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KathiM
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Joined: Aug 2005

Aw, Ying....once again...a GREAT start to the weekend...laughing!!!!!!!
And, NO MORE CHEMO!!!!!!!! YEA!!! (reprise)

Hugs, Kathi

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kangatoo
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Joined: Feb 2004

Always knew doctors told flamin lies...he!he!
Re; Floyd....I hope he's got his time trial legs on Ying!

terril
Posts: 297
Joined: Apr 2004

I love your Friday giggles!!!!! What a great joke!!! Have a great weekend, Ying!!! Terri

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kerry
Posts: 1317
Joined: Jan 2003

Hey Ying,

Sorry I missed your Friday giggles - my grandmother passed away and I have been in Indianapolis for her funeral - just got back this evening.

But, I got to your post as soon as I could because I always need my Friday giggle.

Thanks again.

Hugs,

Kerry

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