NUTRITION TIP OF THE DAY

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spongebob
spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.



Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.



Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"



After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said,



"Wedding Cake?"

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  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
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    hehe :)

    Barb
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
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    tkd3g said:

    hehe :)

    Barb

    Wedding cake has a long life usually because most people/cake shops put brandy in it to preserve it.
    Try eating it on a 50th wedding anniversary!
    eerrrrr........."I don't think so Tim!"

    btw Bob......was that the true definition of grief??????
  • indydaughter
    indydaughter Member Posts: 21
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    Thanks for the chuckle!!

    Indydaughter
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
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    kangatoo said:

    Wedding cake has a long life usually because most people/cake shops put brandy in it to preserve it.
    Try eating it on a 50th wedding anniversary!
    eerrrrr........."I don't think so Tim!"

    btw Bob......was that the true definition of grief??????

    The true definition of grief:

    A man was sitting at his kitchen table on his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife walked in and saw him and asked what was wrong. He looked at her through teary eyes and said, "Do you remember when you were just 15 and we made love for the first time and your dad caught us?"

    "Yes." He was so angry; she was touched that he would remember their first time together.

    "Yes... he told me if I didn't marry you he'd see to it that I went to prison for statutory rape."

    "Awww, sweetheart, you know he didn't mean it..." her heart was melting...

    "Well even if he did mean it... I'd of been a free man today..."
  • nanuk
    nanuk Member Posts: 1,358 Member
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    I want Emilys 2 cents on this one..

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