It's Hell to be Old

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

Comments

  • smalldoggroomer
    smalldoggroomer CSN Member Posts: 1,184
    #2
    AAhahahahhah I guess MY mind
    AAhahahahhah I guess MY mind was in the gutter!!! Hahahaha I love this stuff....
  • KathiM
    KathiM CSN Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #3
    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!!
    Thanks for the belly laugh, dearheart!!!!

    My fav expression is "Getting old is NOT for wimps, but it sure beats the alternative!"

    Hugs, Kathi
  • AMomNETN
    AMomNETN CSN Member Posts: 242
    #4
    Love It
    That is so funny!!! Thanks for the day brightener. Even my hubby like it.
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 CSN Member Posts: 602 Member
    #5
    AMomNETN said:

    Love It
    That is so funny!!! Thanks for the day brightener. Even my hubby like it.

    Jokes
    You have the funniest jokes. Thanks for sharing.
  • fauxma
    fauxma CSN Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #6
    Sher43009 said:

    Jokes
    You have the funniest jokes. Thanks for sharing.

    I don't know what I was
    I don't know what I was expecting for the punch line but that wasn't it. That was just too funny. I've got to send it to my good friend. She would get a kick out of it.
    Stef
  • KathyLQ
    KathyLQ CSN Member Posts: 100
    #7
    Never guessed that punch line!
    Oh gawd...that one was good! Pick me up off the floor!

    Got to send it on to a number of my friends!
  • jo jo
    jo jo CSN Member Posts: 1,175 Member
    #8
    Thats a good one...im still
    Thats a good one...im still laughin
    This just reminds me so much of my chemo days...thou IM NOT IN MY 80's...i couldnt get anything off...wow did that sound bad...hehe!
    Get your minds out of the gutter everyone...hehe!
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom CSN Member Posts: 2,413
    #9
    Truly I am LOL!

    Truly I am LOL!
  • sal314
    sal314 CSN Member Posts: 599 Member
    #10
    Too Funny!
    Thanks for the laugh! :)
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow CSN Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #11
    Thanks, loved it!! I have
    Thanks, loved it!! I have already sent it to a couple of friends, too.
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #12
    MyTurnNow said:

    Thanks, loved it!! I have
    Thanks, loved it!! I have already sent it to a couple of friends, too.

    Margo .. Enjoyed this very funny joke .. My mind
    was going everywhere, until I read the punch line.


    Vicki Sam
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 CSN Member Posts: 2,570
    #13
    : ) !

    : ) !
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame CSN Member Posts: 868
    #14
    Where do you find these jokes?
    Another good one. You made me laugh out loud. Where do you find these jokes?

    Merry Christmas,
    Janelle
  • Heatherbelle
    Heatherbelle CSN Member Posts: 1,226 Member
    #15
    THAT is awesome :) thanks
    THAT is awesome :) thanks for sharing the funny!
  • pinkkari09
    pinkkari09 CSN Member Posts: 877 Member
    #16
    THAT IS HILARIOUS!!

    THAT IS HILARIOUS!!

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