It's Hell to be Old

tommaseena · December 2010

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

smalldoggroomer · December 2010

AAhahahahhah I guess MY mind
AAhahahahhah I guess MY mind was in the gutter!!! Hahahaha I love this stuff....

KathiM · December 2010

I am laughing sooooo hard!!!!
Thanks for the belly laugh, dearheart!!!!

My fav expression is "Getting old is NOT for wimps, but it sure beats the alternative!"

Hugs, Kathi

AMomNETN · December 2010

Love It
That is so funny!!! Thanks for the day brightener. Even my hubby like it.

Sher43009 · December 2010

AMomNETN said:
Love It
That is so funny!!! Thanks for the day brightener. Even my hubby like it.

Jokes
You have the funniest jokes. Thanks for sharing.

fauxma · December 2010

Sher43009 said:
Jokes
You have the funniest jokes. Thanks for sharing.

I don't know what I was
I don't know what I was expecting for the punch line but that wasn't it. That was just too funny. I've got to send it to my good friend. She would get a kick out of it.
Stef

KathyLQ · December 2010

Never guessed that punch line!
Oh gawd...that one was good! Pick me up off the floor!

Got to send it on to a number of my friends!

jo jo · December 2010

Thats a good one...im still
Thats a good one...im still laughin
This just reminds me so much of my chemo days...thou IM NOT IN MY 80's...i couldnt get anything off...wow did that sound bad...hehe!
Get your minds out of the gutter everyone...hehe!