Some Friday Ha Ha's! Laughter Required!

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susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Good Housekeeping Rules! ( especially for men hehe )

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.
Never make fried chicken in the nude.
Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.
When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

♠♣ Susie ♠♣

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  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
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    Ha!
    I am laughing! Thanks Susie!

    Megan
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
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    Megan M said:

    Ha!
    I am laughing! Thanks Susie!

    Megan

    LMAO
    Too funny Susie.
    Thanks
    Margo
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    Ha-ha!!! Too funny. I
    Ha-ha!!! Too funny. I think I like the "housework" one the best. Thanks for sharing.
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
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    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha-ha!!! Too funny. I
    Ha-ha!!! Too funny. I think I like the "housework" one the best. Thanks for sharing.

    Funny
    LOL! Love these!

    Sue :)
  • teresa41
    teresa41 Member Posts: 471
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    Ritzy said:

    Funny
    LOL! Love these!

    Sue :)

    funny
    funny !
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
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    teresa41 said:

    funny
    funny !

    :)
    Thanks for the laugh Susie!

    Debby
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
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    DebbyM said:

    :)
    Thanks for the laugh Susie!

    Debby

    These are hilarious! I like
    These are hilarious! I like the don't fry chicken in the nude! lol
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
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    DianeBC said:

    These are hilarious! I like
    These are hilarious! I like the don't fry chicken in the nude! lol

    ROFLMAO
    Love, Jeanne ♥
  • jk1952
    jk1952 Member Posts: 613
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    Jeanne D said:

    ROFLMAO
    Love, Jeanne ♥

    These are great:
    These are great: thanks!

    Joyce