Ya Gotta Be "carefuL'---what you tell the Grand Kids----these days...!!!!
tommaseena
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Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.. I'm happy with my TV as
my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister
said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the
bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.. I'm happy with my TV as
my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister
said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the
bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
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Comments
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OMG!Kat11 said:Oh thats funny, can always
Oh thats funny, can always count on you for that very needed laugh
It reminded me of that old joke where the little boy returns from the neighbours house and asks his gran: "What do you call it when a boy sleeps on top of a girl?" His gran inhales deeply and extols to him the Birds and the bees stuff... (sex)
Next day the young boy comes home and tells his gran that he asked his neighbours' Gran the same question....
She called it Bunk Beds!...And she's coming round to see you!
LOL Jxxxxxxxxx0
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