Ya Gotta Be "carefuL'---what you tell the Grand Kids----these days...!!!!

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Grandma's boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.. I'm happy with my TV as
my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister
said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the
bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

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  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
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    OMG!!!! ROFLOL!!!
    That was really funny!! I'm commiting this one to memory! :) Pammy
  • tjhay
    tjhay Member Posts: 655
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    Akiss4me said:

    OMG!!!! ROFLOL!!!
    That was really funny!! I'm commiting this one to memory! :) Pammy

    oh i agree, already copied
    oh i agree, already copied and pasted it and emailed it to some friends
  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
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    tjhay said:

    oh i agree, already copied
    oh i agree, already copied and pasted it and emailed it to some friends

    Oh thats funny, can always
    Oh thats funny, can always count on you for that very needed laugh
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
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    Kat11 said:

    Oh thats funny, can always
    Oh thats funny, can always count on you for that very needed laugh

    OMG!
    It reminded me of that old joke where the little boy returns from the neighbours house and asks his gran: "What do you call it when a boy sleeps on top of a girl?" His gran inhales deeply and extols to him the Birds and the bees stuff... (sex)

    Next day the young boy comes home and tells his gran that he asked his neighbours' Gran the same question....

    She called it Bunk Beds!...And she's coming round to see you!

    LOL Jxxxxxxxxx

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