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Todays' Joke

She said " Well, I smoke 10 cigars a day, at night I have a joint, I drink 2 bottles of Jack Daniels a week and only eat junk food. At weekends I smoke and drink twice that amount and take no excersize at all"
I was amazed, and asked if she'd mind telling me how old she was.... She replied......................
"Thirty four"
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Tashaphoenixrising said:Tasha, you never fail to
Tasha, you never fail to crack me up. Thanks a million!
jan
I elect Tasha to be in charge of our daily laughs with a joke of the day.
Anyone second it?
Margo -
ME! ME! ME! I'm alwaystommaseena said:Tasha
I elect Tasha to be in charge of our daily laughs with a joke of the day.
Anyone second it?
Margo
ME! ME! ME! I'm always up for a good laugh Hugs.
Judy -
Too Kindcreampuff91344 said:ME! ME! ME! I'm always
ME! ME! ME! I'm always up for a good laugh Hugs.
Judy
You are all just too kind. Putting up with my corny jokes and all. Thanks. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxx -
Note to Margo AND Tasha:tommaseena said:Tasha
I elect Tasha to be in charge of our daily laughs with a joke of the day.
Anyone second it?
Margo
Count my vote as: YES!
Margo: Excellent nomination!
Tasha: You are hereby elected!
Kind regards, Susan -
Wow.......SusanChristmas Girl said:Note to Margo AND Tasha:
Count my vote as: YES!
Margo: Excellent nomination!
Tasha: You are hereby elected!
Kind regards, Susan
I feel official now......! Woohoooooo~!!!!!!!!!!!..Sorry if they a little tasteless, but I found them funny. Oh Bugger it....I am not sorry at all.. Hugs Jxxxxxxxx -
TASTELESS?!?tasha_111 said:Wow.......Susan
I feel official now......! Woohoooooo~!!!!!!!!!!!..Sorry if they a little tasteless, but I found them funny. Oh Bugger it....I am not sorry at all.. Hugs Jxxxxxxxx
TASTELESS?!? Is that yet another joke? Intentional or not - as a CHEMO SURVIVOR, I'm laughing my arschlo off yet again!!! An "inside" joke - PERFECT for THIS group! TASTELESS!!! Good one!!! :-)
Kind regards, Susan
P.S.: Not sorry? No, shouldn't be...
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