Todays' Joke

tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
I saw this very old lady sitting on the front stoop of her cottage, smoking a cigar, so I asked her what was the secret of her long life and good health.
She said " Well, I smoke 10 cigars a day, at night I have a joint, I drink 2 bottles of Jack Daniels a week and only eat junk food. At weekends I smoke and drink twice that amount and take no excersize at all"

I was amazed, and asked if she'd mind telling me how old she was.... She replied......................

"Thirty four"
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  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    Thanks !
    Thanks Tasha ... I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the giggle ...

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    hugs.
    teena
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    34?!?
    :-)

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867

    34?!?
    :-)

    Kind regards, Susan

    Tasha, I am
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  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    Jeanne D said:

    Tasha, I am
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    HAHA TASHA!
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  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    LOLOL.............
    Ok, that one really DID make me laugh out loud!! You are a hoot!!

    Love ya!
    CR
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    Silly gal!
    Tasha once again you have put a smile on my face! Thanks for being you!

    RE
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    Tasha!
    too funny! I will try to find another thought for the day for us too!
    Cat
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    I'm laughing!!!
    Thanks for the giggle....

    From a VERY old lady...

    Hugs, Kathi
  • mimivac
    mimivac Member Posts: 2,143
    Ha ha!
    From a thirty four year-old who hopefully does not look that old!

    Mimi
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646
    hay tasha
    that was me why did you tell on me . lol have a great day every one only i am 32 lol
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    You're a hoot! Made me
    You're a hoot! Made me lmao. Hope you have a great day too Julia!
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
    Tasha, you never fail to
    Tasha, you never fail to crack me up. Thanks a million!
    jan
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769

    Tasha, you never fail to
    Tasha, you never fail to crack me up. Thanks a million!
    jan

    Tasha
    I elect Tasha to be in charge of our daily laughs with a joke of the day.
    Anyone second it?

    Margo
  • creampuff91344
    creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988

    Tasha
    I elect Tasha to be in charge of our daily laughs with a joke of the day.
    Anyone second it?

    Margo

    ME! ME! ME! I'm always
    ME! ME! ME! I'm always up for a good laugh Hugs.

    Judy
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072

    ME! ME! ME! I'm always
    ME! ME! ME! I'm always up for a good laugh Hugs.

    Judy

    Too Kind
    You are all just too kind. Putting up with my corny jokes and all. Thanks. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxx
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member

    Tasha
    I elect Tasha to be in charge of our daily laughs with a joke of the day.
    Anyone second it?

    Margo

    Note to Margo AND Tasha:
    Count my vote as: YES!

    Margo: Excellent nomination!

    Tasha: You are hereby elected!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    tasha_111 said:

    Too Kind
    You are all just too kind. Putting up with my corny jokes and all. Thanks. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxx

    keep em coming
    you brighten my day! thanks for the giggles.
    hugs
    jackie
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072

    Note to Margo AND Tasha:
    Count my vote as: YES!

    Margo: Excellent nomination!

    Tasha: You are hereby elected!

    Kind regards, Susan

    Wow.......Susan
    I feel official now......! Woohoooooo~!!!!!!!!!!!..Sorry if they a little tasteless, but I found them funny. Oh Bugger it....I am not sorry at all.. Hugs Jxxxxxxxx
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    tasha_111 said:

    Wow.......Susan
    I feel official now......! Woohoooooo~!!!!!!!!!!!..Sorry if they a little tasteless, but I found them funny. Oh Bugger it....I am not sorry at all.. Hugs Jxxxxxxxx

    TASTELESS?!?
    TASTELESS?!? Is that yet another joke? Intentional or not - as a CHEMO SURVIVOR, I'm laughing my arschlo off yet again!!! An "inside" joke - PERFECT for THIS group! TASTELESS!!! Good one!!! :-)

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: Not sorry? No, shouldn't be...
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646
    jokes
    it great you putting up jokes cant wait till monday for the next one makes my day
    love and hugs to u tasha buggggs