I know that this isn't a cooking school ----BUT HELP

mmontero38

Thanks for the great laugh!
Thanks for the great laugh! I didn't know if my stomach muscles wre hurting from working out or from laughing my a** off. You are ALL TOOOOO funny. Hugs, Lili

Bill.S

mmontero38 said:

Thanks for the great laugh!
Thanks for the great laugh! I didn't know if my stomach muscles wre hurting from working out or from laughing my a** off. You are ALL TOOOOO funny. Hugs, Lili

CAUTION- be carefull what I say
Apparently there are some people that don't get my humor.
I have ended up offending those persons.
Words like #%^&*@! (to empty your bladder), ":^&*#" ( certain type of olives}

I have been warned by the powers that be to shape up or be shut down.

Never intended to offend anyone (too much).
This cancer **** is serious, serious stuff and sometimes we all get so bogged down in the minutia of details and doctors and diagonises [where is spell check] that a little humor has brightened a few of you for a few days.
Just in case I get myself bounced out of here---- it has been my pleasure to have shared this crappy, nasty experience with you.
Bill S.

rjjj

Bill.S said:

CAUTION- be carefull what I say
Apparently there are some people that don't get my humor.
I have ended up offending those persons.
Words like #%^&*@! (to empty your bladder), ":^&*#" ( certain type of olives}

I have been warned by the powers that be to shape up or be shut down.

Never intended to offend anyone (too much).
This cancer **** is serious, serious stuff and sometimes we all get so bogged down in the minutia of details and doctors and diagonises [where is spell check] that a little humor has brightened a few of you for a few days.
Just in case I get myself bounced out of here---- it has been my pleasure to have shared this crappy, nasty experience with you.
Bill S.

Bill
they won't kick you out! i got your back! It has been my pleasure to know you and your posts make me lmao. life is too short to be to serious!
jackie

Jadie

rjjj said:

Bill
they won't kick you out! i got your back! It has been my pleasure to know you and your posts make me lmao. life is too short to be to serious!
jackie

cooking
Bill why don't you just give up cooking, make a pet out of the chicken and go to the Olive Garden. It's the best. You can bring leftovers home to your chicken.

Jadie

outdoorgirl

Bill.S said:

CAUTION- be carefull what I say
Apparently there are some people that don't get my humor.
I have ended up offending those persons.
Words like #%^&*@! (to empty your bladder), ":^&*#" ( certain type of olives}

I have been warned by the powers that be to shape up or be shut down.

Never intended to offend anyone (too much).
This cancer **** is serious, serious stuff and sometimes we all get so bogged down in the minutia of details and doctors and diagonises [where is spell check] that a little humor has brightened a few of you for a few days.
Just in case I get myself bounced out of here---- it has been my pleasure to have shared this crappy, nasty experience with you.
Bill S.

I'll stand up for you!
Bill,
That upsets me. I don't know of anyone who is a regular on this board who doesn't like you and find your humor refreshing!You add spice to this place and we need it sometimes!!

JoMama54

Bill.S said:

Crude?
Perhaps a little. It is not my desire to offend anyone so I chose the word "urinate" (it's a medical term) instead of some other word.
Married? NO but if I was she wouldn't be standing over my shoulder looking at what I was saying---- she would be sitting in my lap, helping me.
Or were you thinking of applying for the position of wife ???
Bill S.

Send me an app!
Hey Bill,
You can send me an application for position of wife............ I could use some of the laughter you can stir up.................but that beard would have to go!!!
Giggles............JoMama

crazylady55

thanks Bill
Everyone needs a good laugh. It is the best medicine for all of us. don't worry about the grouches who don't find it amusing.

mmontero38

Bill.S said:

CAUTION- be carefull what I say
Apparently there are some people that don't get my humor.
I have ended up offending those persons.
Words like #%^&*@! (to empty your bladder), ":^&*#" ( certain type of olives}

I have been warned by the powers that be to shape up or be shut down.

Never intended to offend anyone (too much).
This cancer **** is serious, serious stuff and sometimes we all get so bogged down in the minutia of details and doctors and diagonises [where is spell check] that a little humor has brightened a few of you for a few days.
Just in case I get myself bounced out of here---- it has been my pleasure to have shared this crappy, nasty experience with you.
Bill S.

Bill, I'm surprised anyone
Bill, I'm surprised anyone reported anything as offensive. We need humor around here. I think we all have your back so I'm hoping they don't ban you from this site. Hugs, Lili

Christmas Girl

chenheart said:

Ha Ha Ha
LMAO....Laughing My **** Off

I have tried this on many occasions, but my fat behind is still there. :-(

Hugs,
Claudia

Thanks, Claudia!
I appreciate the explanation! Glad that one's easy to remember. (You know, the chemo brain issue.) Next time I "text" my two young & hip nieces, I'll use it so that they'll think I'm even "cooler" than I am? (Does anybody still say "cool"?!?)

Kind regards, Susan

Christmas Girl

Bill.S said:

Sans shirt
Did ya ever think that after all of the bills are paid there is no money left for clothes?
OR- I could be a nudist - OR I might be wearing a tube top.
My current photo is actually pre-chemo. I hope to update it soon but it is very difficult to take pictures of myself- especially because I want to include my cat in the next picture.
FYI - I mowed the lawn several days ago -----TOPLESS
Bill S.

Looking forward to your next photo
Only because I'm an insane pet lover, and would love to see your cat!

Kind regards, Susan

tasha_111

crazylady55 said:

thanks Bill
Everyone needs a good laugh. It is the best medicine for all of us. don't worry about the grouches who don't find it amusing.

Hey Bill!!!!!!!!!!
If they havn't kicked me out, you are safe!!!!!!! Love the sense of humour.. carry on! Jxxxxxxxx