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The damned bag is off my belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277
    PhillieG said:

    I Don't mean to steal your "Thunder" Lori

    Press and Let 'er Rip!




    M E G A - F A R T

    Phil
    Made me laugh! without a fart I might add
  • Patteee
    Patteee Member Posts: 945
    geez only a couple of days
    geez only a couple of days in, and real live food after a couple of days???? man that hardly seems fair. I was in for 7 fricken days, cut from there to here and no food for most of that time as the colon was "napping". I think my Mayo colorectal surgeon likes all her students to ge their hands in there and play around with Colly the Colon. She did tell me right before surgery that she wasn't sure this was going to be done in one surgery, that the pieces, point A and point B might now connect together perfectly, in which case she would connect them but I would have to have another TEMPORARY one on the OTHER side, just till this one healed. Gaud that was a tough week. Everything fit back together, but then I was back in 6 months for a hernia repair. One would think she could have put the mesh in before?? Now why, when insurance will cover yet another hospitalization???????

    Ok- so make sure the colon is plenty awake before you leave. Cause man having to go to the ER for an NG tube is probably the pits.
  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606
    Damn I want to poop
    I have not pooped yet. Sitting here drinking prune juice. If I don't crap I don't go home.
    I will be taking hostiages again I guess. I did fart a few times.

    Kerry (the guy that wants to crap)
  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277
    Kerry S said:

    Damn I want to poop
    I have not pooped yet. Sitting here drinking prune juice. If I don't crap I don't go home.
    I will be taking hostiages again I guess. I did fart a few times.

    Kerry (the guy that wants to crap)

    Here ya go
    try this


    C R A P
  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606
    Lori-S said:

    Here ya go
    try this


    C R A P

    i figured out what is wrong
    I need to develope a crappy attitude!!!!!
  • tootsie1
    tootsie1 Member Posts: 5,036
    Did they feed you?
    Well, Kerry, I'm hoping you got to eat some food today! Hope everything goes well, and you get to go home and bug your wife tomorrow.

    *hugs*
    Gail
  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277
    tootsie1 said:

    Did they feed you?
    Well, Kerry, I'm hoping you got to eat some food today! Hope everything goes well, and you get to go home and bug your wife tomorrow.

    *hugs*
    Gail

    Yes
    can't crap without some food in ya!
  • plh4gail
    plh4gail Member Posts: 1,238
    Kerry S said:

    Damn I want to poop
    I have not pooped yet. Sitting here drinking prune juice. If I don't crap I don't go home.
    I will be taking hostiages again I guess. I did fart a few times.

    Kerry (the guy that wants to crap)

    It's gonna happen
    You will You will...you'll probably be laying in bed resting or watching some TV ....then get this "doe in the head light look" for 3 second's....and then you're OFF that bed in a heartbeat and across to the bathroom in two flying leaps 'cause you behind forgets to let you know it's time until it's right now!

    :)Gail

    P.S. I thought I would be out in two, but it was 5.
  • Crow71
    Crow71 Member Posts: 679
    Glad the surgery went well.
    Glad the surgery went well. Hope you poop and go home soon.
    I was thinking about you yesterday Kerry. I was driving my dad's tractor through the woods with a load of logs. It was snowing, which is uncommon here in early December. Nothing like a slow tractor ride through beautiful snowy woods.
    Get Home.
    Roger
  • soccermom13
    soccermom13 Member Posts: 224
    Hey congrats!
    Take it easy and happy pooping!
  • SandyL
    SandyL Member Posts: 218

    Hey congrats!
    Take it easy and happy pooping!

    Kerry,
    you really bring this board to life! Thanks so much for your humor. Glad to hear the surgery went well.
    Sandy