The Cancer Survivors Network (CSN) is a peer support community for cancer patients, survivors, caregivers, families, and friends! CSN is a safe place to connect with others who share your interests and experiences.
today's homily is from John23
Crow71
CSN Member Posts: 679 Member
Hey folks. I just have to share this story with you. I hope you find it funny.
On Saturday night I made dinner for Kim and me for the first time since surgery in April. (baked, fresh caught trout - roasted potatoes -salad) It took me forever to get it all ready, and it was about 8:30 before we started eating. I have an ileostomy; so I'm ever mindful about what and when I'm eating.
I said to KIm, "I'm breaking one of John23's rules. No food after 6:00."
Kim said, "John23 said no food after 6:00? Why would he say that?"
"It's just a good idea not to eat late so you won't have empty the bag so many times at night."
"Yeah, but why would John23 say that?"
It took me a minute to realize that Kim thought I was quoting John from the Bible, not John from the Board!! I almost fell off the chair.
I can hear it now, "To those who poopeth in a bag, verily I say unto you; eat not after 6:00."
John, you really could write the Bag Bible. Thanks for sharing all your ostomy knowledge.
Roger
On Saturday night I made dinner for Kim and me for the first time since surgery in April. (baked, fresh caught trout - roasted potatoes -salad) It took me forever to get it all ready, and it was about 8:30 before we started eating. I have an ileostomy; so I'm ever mindful about what and when I'm eating.
I said to KIm, "I'm breaking one of John23's rules. No food after 6:00."
Kim said, "John23 said no food after 6:00? Why would he say that?"
"It's just a good idea not to eat late so you won't have empty the bag so many times at night."
"Yeah, but why would John23 say that?"
It took me a minute to realize that Kim thought I was quoting John from the Bible, not John from the Board!! I almost fell off the chair.
I can hear it now, "To those who poopeth in a bag, verily I say unto you; eat not after 6:00."
John, you really could write the Bag Bible. Thanks for sharing all your ostomy knowledge.
Roger
Comments
-
-
23:16 v14 "Thou shall not empty thy pouch in thy wastebasket"
23:16 v14 "Thou shall not empty thy pouch in thy wastebasket".
Yeah, that's me....
Pope Poop
Bishop Sheeet
Reverend Rectum
Padre' Poopie
Dali Lumpa
( Acts (ch. IX, v. 5) says it all )
(I love it!)
John -
Ha!John23 said:23:16 v14 "Thou shall not empty thy pouch in thy wastebasket"
23:16 v14 "Thou shall not empty thy pouch in thy wastebasket".
Yeah, that's me....
Pope Poop
Bishop Sheeet
Reverend Rectum
Padre' Poopie
Dali Lumpa
( Acts (ch. IX, v. 5) says it all )
(I love it!)
John
Too funny -
-
HilarousKathryn_in_MN said:Thanks
Thanks for a wonderful laugh!
Thanks -
HAHAHAHA!
Roger, i came here today reluctantly with fear i would find out that we lost Eric, and i see your post (they always make me smile), and instead, i'm rolling on the floor with a stabbing pain in my side from laughing so hard!
Thank you so much for sharing your wonderful experiences, and bringing joy to our lives!
Hugs,
Krista -
Discussion Boards
- All Discussion Boards
- 6 Cancer Survivors Network Information
- 6 Welcome to CSN
- 122.6K Cancer specific
- 2.8K Anal Cancer
- 456 Bladder Cancer
- 312 Bone Cancers
- 1.7K Brain Cancer
- 28.6K Breast Cancer
- 408 Childhood Cancers
- 28K Colorectal Cancer
- 4.6K Esophageal Cancer
- 1.2K Gynecological Cancers (other than ovarian and uterine)
- 13.1K Head and Neck Cancer
- 6.4K Kidney Cancer
- 681 Leukemia
- 803 Liver Cancer
- 4.2K Lung Cancer
- 5.1K Lymphoma (Hodgkin and Non-Hodgkin)
- 242 Multiple Myeloma
- 7.2K Ovarian Cancer
- 70 Pancreatic Cancer
- 493 Peritoneal Cancer
- 5.6K Prostate Cancer
- 1.2K Rare and Other Cancers
- 544 Sarcoma
- 743 Skin Cancer
- 659 Stomach Cancer
- 192 Testicular Cancer
- 1.5K Thyroid Cancer
- 5.9K Uterine/Endometrial Cancer
- 6.4K Lifestyle Discussion Boards