Friday Riddle
Let's see what we can come up with.
Q: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
*this is in no way associated with Nudgie's Friday Riddle.
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Any resemblance to Nudgie's Friday Riddle is purely coincidental.
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Comments
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Haha,Donna,I love yourShayenne said:Because.....
...He saw a beautiful, sexy chickie waiting on him?
Haha,Donna,I love your answer.0 -
hmmmm...
to get away from the cat chasing him?0 -
For oneShayenne said:OHHHH!!!
Damn, why didn't I think of that!
You had Craig chasing you (Chicky)!
My friend actually made that one up many, many years ago. It cracked me up and still does.
There are great funny "Little Billy" jokes that are rather crude but some are very funny. I don't think this board is ready for those (yet)0 -
Awwwww!!PhillieG said:For one
You had Craig chasing you (Chicky)!
My friend actually made that one up many, many years ago. It cracked me up and still does.
There are great funny "Little Billy" jokes that are rather crude but some are very funny. I don't think this board is ready for those (yet)
That was a good joke, and honey, I am up for any crude jokes anyone has, I like them distasteful LOL...maybe a Adult Joke forum is needed here to take our minds off the cancer lol...
Craig is my lion here, just as you can be, you both are knocked down by this cancer for so long, you both still come up roaring and swinging back up! I look forward to seeing you both and everyone else here everyday!
Hugsss!
~Donna0 -
Becuase he heard there was aShayenne said:Awwwww!!
That was a good joke, and honey, I am up for any crude jokes anyone has, I like them distasteful LOL...maybe a Adult Joke forum is needed here to take our minds off the cancer lol...
Craig is my lion here, just as you can be, you both are knocked down by this cancer for so long, you both still come up roaring and swinging back up! I look forward to seeing you both and everyone else here everyday!
Hugsss!
~Donna
Becuase he heard there was a Laying Hen on the other side. Sorry if this offends anybody:)
Don0 -
ROAR!Shayenne said:Awwwww!!
That was a good joke, and honey, I am up for any crude jokes anyone has, I like them distasteful LOL...maybe a Adult Joke forum is needed here to take our minds off the cancer lol...
Craig is my lion here, just as you can be, you both are knocked down by this cancer for so long, you both still come up roaring and swinging back up! I look forward to seeing you both and everyone else here everyday!
Hugsss!
~Donna
Hey, only one lion to every Chicky
Just loved this - thanks Phil and Donna!
-Craig0 -
For the history and English majors (or lovers) on this board....PhillieG said:For one
You had Craig chasing you (Chicky)!
My friend actually made that one up many, many years ago. It cracked me up and still does.
There are great funny "Little Billy" jokes that are rather crude but some are very funny. I don't think this board is ready for those (yet)
These (and a lot more) responses have been around for a very long time. The Machiavelli answer and the Swift answer always make me smile. Of course, these answers can't hold a candle to the Gregory Peck line.
Hatshepsut
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
to question the actions of one in all respects his
superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.0 -
Thanks HatshepsutHatshepsut said:For the history and English majors (or lovers) on this board....
These (and a lot more) responses have been around for a very long time. The Machiavelli answer and the Swift answer always make me smile. Of course, these answers can't hold a candle to the Gregory Peck line.
Hatshepsut
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
to question the actions of one in all respects his
superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
I was waiting for the educated chicken joke answers to arrive. They always crack me up!
-p0
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