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icemantoo
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Guy goes to his MD, “Doc, i’m having terrible headaches.”

Doctor gives him prescription strength Ibuprofen and come back in 2 weeks.

Two weeks pass, ”Doc, i’m still having terrible headaches.”

Doctor gives him Imitrex and come back in 2 weeks.

Two weeks pass, “Doc, i’m still having terrible headaches.”

Doctor says nothing else he can give, but an MD in New York does only headaches...and...has a 100%  success rate in finding cause and the cure!

Guy makes soonest appointment.  Two days of tests.  Dr. Tells him, “I know the cause...you have constricted testicles.”

”So how do we cure the headaches?” guy asks.

”The only cure is castration.”

”Holy smoke!  I’m 26 years old in the prime years of my sex life.  And you want to castrate me?”  The guy is upset, to say the least.

”Keep your testicles, keep your headaches.  Get rid of your testicles, get rid of your headaches.  Your choice.”

After much thought, amid terrible headaches, the guy decides to undergo castration.

On day released from hospital and feeling low he decides to treat himself to a new suit from the famous NY garment district.  Enters a small shop.  Tells little old tailor he is there for a custom fitted suit.  Tailor goes to back room and comes back with a suit.

”Aren’t you going to measure me?”

”Trust me...I know my business.”

Suit is a perfect fit.

”New suit, now you need new shirt.  17 neck, 34 sleeve”

Aren’t you going to measure me?”

”Trust me...I know my business.”

Shirt is a perfect fit.

”New suit, new shirt, now you need new shoes, 9 1/2 narrow.”

Guy feels a bit hustled.  But says, “Aren’t you going to measure me?”

”Trust me...I know my business.”

Shoes fit like a glove.

”New suit, new shirt, new shoes...now need new underwear.  36 Jockey’s”

Guy laughs, “This time I know you are wrong.  I have been wearing size 34 Jockey’s all of my adult life.

Tailor says, “Trust me, I know my business.  If a guy your size wears 34 Jockey‘s they will constrict your testicles, give you terrible headaches!

 

 

kutzi17
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Joined: Apr 2018

That was a much needed laugh!!

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Canadian Sandy
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LOL

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Mighty Frog
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Lol.......(hahahahahahaha).......

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ImNotDeadYet
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It reminds me of the last thing I said to my mom when she was near the end, in the hospital.

A doctor goes to the supermarket, and at the checkout, he pulls out a thermometer to write his check. Upon seeing it, he exclaims, Oh Cr@p! Some A&&hole must have my pen!

We have an odd sense of humor and timing in my family...

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Angiebby75
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Lol

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AnnissaP
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Ooooh shoot!! Ahahahahahahahaha

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