Surgical follow-up/Creatinine Levels

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  • garym
    garym Member Posts: 1,647

    Love it!

    The guy's a genius. I knew I could depend on Fox - cap that Gary!

    Soooo...

    A 50 yo six foot woman with one kidney and dislexia walks into a bra...

  • garym
    garym Member Posts: 1,647
    garym said:

    Soooo...

    A 50 yo six foot woman with one kidney and dislexia walks into a bra...

    Sooo...

    A 50 yo six foot woman with one kidney walks into a bar and knocks herself out cold

     

    Did I mention she was also blind...

  • MDCinSC
    MDCinSC Member Posts: 574
    anmazon said:

    Thank you, D

    I think it was his way of reminding me to stay hydrated and watch the sodium.   Point taken.  Just wondering where I should be, and it sounds like I'm not too far off.

    I was hoping for a good joke from you this morning, but I guess I'll have to wait....

    Thank you.

    Anne

    So, a 50', 6 Year old woman

    So, a 50', 6 Year old woman walksinto a bar in Texas. . .Never mind!  If she's from New Mexico she has better taste than that!

    Tongue Out

    In spite of being slow, its good to be able to talk again!  I've missed all of you! 

    Anne, you'll find a post from me on another thread!  Te Amo fellow (so  to speak) Nuevo Mexicana! (In spite of being temporarily located on the East Coast.)

    Michael

  • Darron
    Darron Member Posts: 310 Member
    anmazon said:

    Thank you, D

    I think it was his way of reminding me to stay hydrated and watch the sodium.   Point taken.  Just wondering where I should be, and it sounds like I'm not too far off.

    I was hoping for a good joke from you this morning, but I guess I'll have to wait....

    Thank you.

    Anne

    You asked for it....

    a 7 foot tall woman walks into a bar.She is excited to see a man almost 8 feet tall tending bar as smaller men have not been able to satisfy her.

    She immediately insists they go somewhere they can be alone and satisfy her needs.

    the bartender responds that he must warn her that his manhood is like a baby.

    Disappointed, she starts to leave the bar, but the bartender immediately asked why she was leaving. 

    She said she needed a man with exceptional manhood, not something like a baby's.

    The bartender says "you misunderstood what I said. It is like a baby; 21 inches, 6lbs 4 oz"

     

     

  • Darron
    Darron Member Posts: 310 Member
    anmazon said:

    Thank you, D

    I think it was his way of reminding me to stay hydrated and watch the sodium.   Point taken.  Just wondering where I should be, and it sounds like I'm not too far off.

    I was hoping for a good joke from you this morning, but I guess I'll have to wait....

    Thank you.

    Anne

    Sodium

    I watch the sodium more for blood pressure, which can also reduce kidney efficiency. They both can impact C levels by making filtration less efficient, and should both be considered equally. 

    I imagine in New Mexico it is hot and dry, so both are critical.

  • MDCinSC
    MDCinSC Member Posts: 574
    Darron said:

    Sodium

    I watch the sodium more for blood pressure, which can also reduce kidney efficiency. They both can impact C levels by making filtration less efficient, and should both be considered equally. 

    I imagine in New Mexico it is hot and dry, so both are critical.

    Where she is in Albuqueque,

    Where she is in Albuquerque, they get about 16 inches to 20 inches of rain a year.

    If you're lucky, you're out of town the day it comes! LOL

    Hydration is a big problem out there as it is normally. It is doubly inportant for Anne now!

    Still my favorite city in th whole world!

    BTW Anne,  I prefer Green, but red is nice!! 

    Michael

  • anmazon
    anmazon Member Posts: 144
    garym said:

    Soooo...

    A 50 yo six foot woman with one kidney and dislexia walks into a bra...

    you're slaying me!

    Thanks, Gary!

  • anmazon
    anmazon Member Posts: 144
    MDCinSC said:

    So, a 50', 6 Year old woman

    So, a 50', 6 Year old woman walksinto a bar in Texas. . .Never mind!  If she's from New Mexico she has better taste than that!

    Tongue Out

    In spite of being slow, its good to be able to talk again!  I've missed all of you! 

    Anne, you'll find a post from me on another thread!  Te Amo fellow (so  to speak) Nuevo Mexicana! (In spite of being temporarily located on the East Coast.)

    Michael

    gracias, Michael

    Te amo tambien.

     

    Anne

  • anmazon
    anmazon Member Posts: 144
    Darron said:

    You asked for it....

    a 7 foot tall woman walks into a bar.She is excited to see a man almost 8 feet tall tending bar as smaller men have not been able to satisfy her.

    She immediately insists they go somewhere they can be alone and satisfy her needs.

    the bartender responds that he must warn her that his manhood is like a baby.

    Disappointed, she starts to leave the bar, but the bartender immediately asked why she was leaving. 

    She said she needed a man with exceptional manhood, not something like a baby's.

    The bartender says "you misunderstood what I said. It is like a baby; 21 inches, 6lbs 4 oz"

     

     

    did you get his name?

    I love it!

  • anmazon
    anmazon Member Posts: 144
    Darron said:

    Sodium

    I watch the sodium more for blood pressure, which can also reduce kidney efficiency. They both can impact C levels by making filtration less efficient, and should both be considered equally. 

    I imagine in New Mexico it is hot and dry, so both are critical.

    Thank you, D

    That's what I've been thinking....

  • anmazon
    anmazon Member Posts: 144
    MDCinSC said:

    Where she is in Albuqueque,

    Where she is in Albuquerque, they get about 16 inches to 20 inches of rain a year.

    If you're lucky, you're out of town the day it comes! LOL

    Hydration is a big problem out there as it is normally. It is doubly inportant for Anne now!

    Still my favorite city in th whole world!

    BTW Anne,  I prefer Green, but red is nice!! 

    Michael

    we got all 16 inches last night, Michael

    Regardless, I'm drinking lots and lots of water. Staying mucho hydrated.

     

    Green is the best, and I'm pleased to know you're an aficionado, Michael.