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Jesus is watching You

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A criminal broke into a home and began looking around for things to steal. In the process he heard a voice that said "Jesus is watching you"

The thief turned around and saw a parrot. He asked "what did you say?"
The parrot replies "Jesus is watching you"
The thief says "oh and who are you?"
the parrot replies "I am moses"
the thief says "Now who would name a parrot moses?"
the parrot replies "the same people who named their rottweiler Jesus"

heidijez's picture
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thanks, i needed to laugh today and now i did ; )

kkkelley1's picture
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That was really cute. Laughing seems to be an amazing cure to many things. Thanks

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Tina Blondek
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Thanks Katiebug! That was not only cute, but very funny!

Hondo's picture
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I was thinking that is what the thief said when he seen the Rottweiler

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That was great...I love it!

KWeiser's picture
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I hate saying LOL, but I did. Needed it too. Thanks!!

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