A criminal broke into a home and began looking around for things to steal. In the process he heard a voice that said "Jesus is watching you"
The thief turned around and saw a parrot. He asked "what did you say?"
The parrot replies "Jesus is watching you"
The thief says "oh and who are you?"
the parrot replies "I am moses"
the thief says "Now who would name a parrot moses?"
the parrot replies "the same people who named their rottweiler Jesus"