Same old couple
After leaving the doctors office, the old couple go to Mcdonalds. A biker is sitting down with his lunch and watches as the husband orders their food. The old gent sits across from his wife. Opens the bag, removes a napkin, tears it down the middle, puts half in front of his wife and half in front of himself. He then cuts the burger down the middle and puts half on her napkin and the other half on his. He separates the fries into 2 equal piles each and the same with the soda. The biker figures that they must have financial issues and says to the couple, "I would be very happy to be able to buy each one of you your own meal." The old woman responds," We have been together our whole lives and we share everything, so as nice as it is for you to offer, No thanks." The biker understands and goes back to eating his meal. As he sits there he watches the old guy slowly eat his half the burger. Then he begins eating his fries one at a time and sips his soda as the woman just sits there, her food untouched. The biker again is a little surprised and can't help but to ask her why she hasn't eaten anything. She smiles and tells him, "As I told you, we share everything. I'm just waiting for my turn to use our dentures.
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I was smiling about how veryJan4you said:EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot
EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot get the picture out of my head!!!! LOL
Glad to see your "spirited humor" up and working!!
Jan
I was smiling about how very sweet that was then, BAM! GROSS!
Lol
KIm
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OMG, that was unexpected. Andangelsnls said:Thanks fox
Thanks fox I was sitting giggling to myself when my husband asked what I was giggling at so I read this to him, we needed a giggle today just had brain scan waiting for results
Love Angela x
OMG, that was unexpected. And funny
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Oh.... I was eating whileAPny said:OMG, that was unexpected. And
OMG, that was unexpected. And funny
Oh.... I was eating while reading this. Hilarious but not appetite-provoking :-)
I love that jokes are appearing here, it is another small victory over the disease!
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LOL!!!
Now that's what I would call over-sharing!! Haha...
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Kinda gross,Pandabear1011 said:LOL!!!
Now that's what I would call over-sharing!! Haha...
but very funny!! Only you Fox!
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