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A HA HA For You - Two Ladies Talking in Heaven - Are you Laughing?

susie09
susie09 CSN Member Posts: 2,930
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

 

1st woman:    Hi, Wanda!



2nd woman:   Hi, Sylvia!  How'd you die?



1st woman:    I froze to death.



2nd woman:   How horrible!



1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a       peaceful death.  What about you?



2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman:    So, what happened?



2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.



1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...


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