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A HA HA For You - Two Ladies Talking in Heaven - Are you Laughing?

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman:   Hi, Sylvia!  How'd you die?
1st woman:    I froze to death.
2nd woman:   How horrible!
1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a       peaceful death.  What about you?
2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman:    So, what happened?
2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...


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Thank you ... Susie --  I enjoyed this while sipping on coffee this morning <*** src="/sites/all/libraries/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/***/smiley-tongue-out****" alt="Tongue Out" title="Tongue Out" border="0" />  Still smiling!



Vicki Sam

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I am laughing!  Thanks Susie!<*** src="/sites/all/libraries/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/***/smiley-laughing****" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" border="0" />



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A good one.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.  <*** src="/sites/all/libraries/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/***/smiley-smile****" alt="Smile" title="Smile" border="0" />



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That is so funny!!! Thanks for sharing.

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Megan M
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Thank you! 

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Still laughing, will tell this to my friends at our next coffee.


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This is too funny!!!!!! Thank you, I needed a laugh tonight. :)

Pink Rose
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I can't stop laughing at this!  Thank you! 


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Sooo funny that I bet you can hear me laughing through cyberspace!!!<*** src="/sites/all/libraries/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/***/smiley-laughing****" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" border="0" />  Thanks, I needed that!

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Kristin N
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I just saw this post and I did a full belly laugh!  <*** src="/sites/all/libraries/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/***/smiley-laughing****" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" border="0" />


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