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A good laugh for today, Wednesday Feb. 6th

VickiSam's picture
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Texting codes for seniors ...  from my Mother


Young people have theirs,

now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOCP - Bring Your Own Chair Pad

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* * TOT- Texting on Toilet


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)


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These were great!!!!

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Joined: Oct 2012

We need something similar for cancer to give us some good laughs.

SIROD's picture
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Copying to my file, might need to use these soon.  Might also need to know what others mean.

Senior citizen not enjoying the golden years.  By the way when do they begin.....


Thanks for the laugh,



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TOO funny...I copied and emailed to all my friends and family.


Thanks for the laugh..



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