THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

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  • Wolfi
    Wolfi Member Posts: 425
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    Arghhhhh!!!!! That's a good
    Arghhhhh!!!!! That's a good one!

    P.S. I LOVE the movie "You've Got Mail" with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan - a modern classic (if I do say so myself).
  • shy violet
    shy violet Member Posts: 167
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    So are we still considered
    So are we still considered blonde when our hair and brows and lashes (oh and that area too) fall out? How many of us blondes went out and got a red wig? Hmmm?? I know I did...I see you, eyes on you....
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
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    Good One
    I love Blond jokes even though I had brown hair and now have silver hair. Typically, this one made me laugh, especially since I am on the computer a lot.

    Hugs,
    Janelle
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
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    Different Ballgame said:

    Good One
    I love Blond jokes even though I had brown hair and now have silver hair. Typically, this one made me laugh, especially since I am on the computer a lot.

    Hugs,
    Janelle

    Very funny. Thanks

    Very funny. Thanks
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
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    Sher43009 said:

    Very funny. Thanks

    Very funny. Thanks

    Wonderful JOKE ... Inspiring to say the least ...
    Thanks for putting a smile onto my face!


    Vicki Sam
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
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    Oh that was a good one! I
    Oh that was a good one! I needed that. Bless you, bless you--I think we all need our Tommaseena laugh of the day--you are better than green tea!

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