Funny t shirts

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nancy591
nancy591 Member Posts: 1,027 Member
edited March 2014 in Ovarian Cancer #1
chemochick.com has some cute Tshirts. "I'm too sexy for my hair", "I'm having a no hair day"

Breast cancer has cool shirts like "save the ta tas". I saw one for ovarian that says "ovaries are for losers" HA! I don't like that at all. Gotta come up with a better slogan.

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  • leesag
    leesag Member Posts: 621 Member
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    Dark Humor
    Here ya go, this could go on a t-shirt. My daughter, god bless her, has no tact whatsoever, and she truly tries to find the positive side of everything. So, I'm home from the hospital, craving a cheese steak sub and french fries. Hubby loves me and we order out from the greasiest delivery place in town. The food arrives, and my darling child, looks at me with a big smile and says:

    Aren't you glad it wasn't your gall bladder? Now you can eat whatever you want!


    I laughed so hard I HOWLED! She was so perky and she meant well!
  • Hissy_Fitz
    Hissy_Fitz Member Posts: 1,834
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    leesag said:

    Dark Humor
    Here ya go, this could go on a t-shirt. My daughter, god bless her, has no tact whatsoever, and she truly tries to find the positive side of everything. So, I'm home from the hospital, craving a cheese steak sub and french fries. Hubby loves me and we order out from the greasiest delivery place in town. The food arrives, and my darling child, looks at me with a big smile and says:

    Aren't you glad it wasn't your gall bladder? Now you can eat whatever you want!


    I laughed so hard I HOWLED! She was so perky and she meant well!

    Leesa...
    I find that
    Leesa...

    I find that particularly hysterical, since both my PCP and myself assumed my symptoms were gall gladder related and pre-OVC diagnosis, I did indeed have to restrict what I ate. I thought the gall bladder diagnosis sucked.......until I found out I had cancer. Funny how our perspective can change so quickly, isn't it?

    Carlene
  • leesag
    leesag Member Posts: 621 Member
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    Hissy_Fitz said:

    Leesa...
    I find that
    Leesa...

    I find that particularly hysterical, since both my PCP and myself assumed my symptoms were gall gladder related and pre-OVC diagnosis, I did indeed have to restrict what I ate. I thought the gall bladder diagnosis sucked.......until I found out I had cancer. Funny how our perspective can change so quickly, isn't it?

    Carlene

    Same Here
    Carlene,

    Same here, I had already scheduled a consult with a surgeon to have the darn thing removed!
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  • lindaprocopio
    lindaprocopio Member Posts: 1,980
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    I have a funny hat and a couple funny T-shirts.
    I got a bunch of funny stuff to wear on chemo days.

    I have a baseball hat that says "Does this hat make my head look bald?" and a matching t-shirt that says "Does this T-shirt make my head look bald?"

    I have a long-sleeved lavender T-shirt that says "Hey, Cancer, you picked the wrong broad."

    And I got my husband a T-shirt that reads "I love the small of chemo in the morning; smells like remission."

    And I have a button that says "Ask me about my eyebrows." That's sick; I know. But I'm warped.
  • nancy591
    nancy591 Member Posts: 1,027 Member
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    lindaprocopio said:

    I have a funny hat and a couple funny T-shirts.
    I got a bunch of funny stuff to wear on chemo days.

    I have a baseball hat that says "Does this hat make my head look bald?" and a matching t-shirt that says "Does this T-shirt make my head look bald?"

    I have a long-sleeved lavender T-shirt that says "Hey, Cancer, you picked the wrong broad."

    And I got my husband a T-shirt that reads "I love the small of chemo in the morning; smells like remission."

    And I have a button that says "Ask me about my eyebrows." That's sick; I know. But I'm warped.

    web site
    What web site? I like eyebrow one. For me, losing my eyebrows & eyelashes was the hardest!
  • BonnieR
    BonnieR Member Posts: 1,526 Member
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    lindaprocopio said:

    I have a funny hat and a couple funny T-shirts.
    I got a bunch of funny stuff to wear on chemo days.

    I have a baseball hat that says "Does this hat make my head look bald?" and a matching t-shirt that says "Does this T-shirt make my head look bald?"

    I have a long-sleeved lavender T-shirt that says "Hey, Cancer, you picked the wrong broad."

    And I got my husband a T-shirt that reads "I love the small of chemo in the morning; smells like remission."

    And I have a button that says "Ask me about my eyebrows." That's sick; I know. But I'm warped.

    I'm to sexy for my hair
    I have a baseball cap that I wear fishing and stuff that says I'm too sexy for my Hair.... funny I forget what it says and then wonder why are people stairing at me adn then they chuckle. :-D
  • leesag
    leesag Member Posts: 621 Member
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    BonnieR said:

    I'm to sexy for my hair
    I have a baseball cap that I wear fishing and stuff that says I'm too sexy for my Hair.... funny I forget what it says and then wonder why are people stairing at me adn then they chuckle. :-D

    cafepress
    I just saw a coffee mug that said:

    I'm having a No Hair Day.


    ;)

    L
  • Mwee
    Mwee Member Posts: 1,338
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    leesag said:

    cafepress
    I just saw a coffee mug that said:

    I'm having a No Hair Day.


    ;)

    L

    Livestrong
    I have a yellow Livestrong cap and polarfleese jacket (they don't come in teal, of course). I definitely need a "I love the smell of remission in the morning" T.... my husband works with screen printers and I think we need to make up our own designs! I think today mine would read...... "ok, ok, I felt reeeeaaalll sorry for myself yesterday, but just watch me fight today"

    I love you guys!............... Maria
  • lindaprocopio
    lindaprocopio Member Posts: 1,980
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    leesag said:

    cafepress
    I just saw a coffee mug that said:

    I'm having a No Hair Day.


    ;)

    L

    Just saw a new T-shirt: "Baldylocks" Gotta LOVE it!
    I couldn't find that button again online, but there are a bunch of "Ask Me About My Eyebrows" items on this URL: http://www.cafepress.com/chucklenut/2619859
  • Hissy_Fitz
    Hissy_Fitz Member Posts: 1,834
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    Mwee said:

    Livestrong
    I have a yellow Livestrong cap and polarfleese jacket (they don't come in teal, of course). I definitely need a "I love the smell of remission in the morning" T.... my husband works with screen printers and I think we need to make up our own designs! I think today mine would read...... "ok, ok, I felt reeeeaaalll sorry for myself yesterday, but just watch me fight today"

    I love you guys!............... Maria

    I ordered the tee shirt that
    I ordered the tee shirt that says "I love the smell of chemo in the morning". Since I have signed on for a year of Taxol maintenance, I figure I will get at least 12 chances to wear it.

    Carlene
  • NCEllen
    NCEllen Member Posts: 115
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    Mwee said:

    Livestrong
    I have a yellow Livestrong cap and polarfleese jacket (they don't come in teal, of course). I definitely need a "I love the smell of remission in the morning" T.... my husband works with screen printers and I think we need to make up our own designs! I think today mine would read...... "ok, ok, I felt reeeeaaalll sorry for myself yesterday, but just watch me fight today"

    I love you guys!............... Maria

    Fight for Teal..
    OPI makes a teal nail polish called "Teal the Cows Come Home". Gonna make my custom shirt with the following slogan in mind- : Fight Like a Girl "Teal" the Cows Come Home.

    I started wearing a yellow Livestrong wristband for my husband several years ago and have now attached the teal ribbon pin to the band. I'm thinking about getting my ears double pierced and wear a pair of dark topaz studs. That's as close to a gem-stone I can think of that might be teal (tourquois maybe?) Stay strong ladies. Hope the sun shines on your faces today and also your hearts. Ellen
  • leesag
    leesag Member Posts: 621 Member
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    Great site for funny shirts
    gotcancer.org


    Lots of fun shirts!
  • NCEllen
    NCEllen Member Posts: 115
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    leesag said:

    Great site for funny shirts
    gotcancer.org


    Lots of fun shirts!

    Great web site
    OK- that web site has some funnies for sure- thanks for sharing. Oh and the gall bladder thing - same with me. That was my first thought, pain in right upper quadrant. I guess it should be listed as one of those 'silent symptoms' that aren't mentioned very often in connection with OVCA
  • msfanciful
    msfanciful Member Posts: 559
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    NCEllen said:

    Great web site
    OK- that web site has some funnies for sure- thanks for sharing. Oh and the gall bladder thing - same with me. That was my first thought, pain in right upper quadrant. I guess it should be listed as one of those 'silent symptoms' that aren't mentioned very often in connection with OVCA

    Thanks for the tip,
    That
    Thanks for the tip,

    That website is too funny!

    Sharon
  • hockeygolf7
    hockeygolf7 Member Posts: 52
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    leesag said:

    Same Here
    Carlene,

    Same here, I had already scheduled a consult with a surgeon to have the darn thing removed!

    Gallbladder diagnois also
    Hi Leesa, I also had a gallbladder problem diagnosed. Actually went into surgery for that problem. When they opened me up they found my abdomen full of cancer and thank goodness they closed me back up right away. I then started my cancer career. Complete hysterectomy and debulking, just like you with lots of fluid removed. 6 monhts of chemo and I am six months cancer free now. NED. The chemo can get tough but you will get through it. Sounds like you have a great support system,and that is so so important. Keep good thoughts. I have a t-shirt that says I kicked cancers'butt!!!!!

    Elaine
  • pjdreams
    pjdreams Member Posts: 77
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    Peace Love Cure
    I love this t-shirt so much I replace it with my picture on this website. Takes me back to my hippie days. :)

    Paula
  • mopar
    mopar Member Posts: 1,972 Member
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    pjdreams said:

    Peace Love Cure
    I love this t-shirt so much I replace it with my picture on this website. Takes me back to my hippie days. :)

    Paula

    WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT?
    Is it on the websites mentioned in other posts? Thanks!
    (((HUGS)))
    Monika
  • pjdreams
    pjdreams Member Posts: 77
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    mopar said:

    WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT?
    Is it on the websites mentioned in other posts? Thanks!
    (((HUGS)))
    Monika

    Cafe Press
    Monika,

    Cafe press has the "Peave Love Cure...Support Ovarian Cancer Awareness" T-shirts with the butterfly motif.

    http://www.cafepress.com/+ovarian_cancer_butterfly_womens_vneck_dark_tshi,277145606

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