- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
-- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
-- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
-- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
-- Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
-- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
-- Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
-- Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
-- Man and mouse are the same -- both end up in p**sy.
-- Man with hole in his pocket feels cocky all day.
-- Man who masturbates into cash register will soon be coming into money.
-- Impotence is nature's way of saying "no hard feelings."
