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A man and his duck

Wolfi's picture
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Joined: Aug 2009

A man had a duck and one day noticed that something was wrong with the duck.

He took his duck to the vet and said "Please look at my duck, something is wrong with him."

The vet checked the duck and said "I'm sorry, this duck is dead."

The man said "No, it can't be. I'd like another opinion."

The vet motioned and a dog came into the room, sniffed the duck, barked and left.

The vet said "Yes, it has been confirmed that this duck is dead."

The man, clearly upset, said "I love this duck. I'd like another opinion."

The vet motioned and a cat came into the room, sniffed the duck, put her tail in the air and left."

The vet said "Another confirmation that the duck is dead."

The man left and a week later received an invoice for $180.00 from the vet. He called the vet and asked "Why is this so much when all you did was tell me my duck was dead?"

The vet said "I charged you $20 for my diagnosis. The rest of the charges are for the cat scan and the lab work."

MyTurnNow's picture
Posts: 2694
Joined: Aug 2009

They get you coming and going. Good one!!

VickiSam's picture
Posts: 8756
Joined: Aug 2009

I'll say it again .. Damn doctors !

outdoorgirl's picture
Posts: 1569
Joined: Apr 2009

DOG gone good,Wolfi-thanks!!

aurora2009's picture
Posts: 545
Joined: Jun 2009

That was funny!

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