Foo Bird

Subject: The Foo Bird
Message: I LOVE bad jokes..thanks Sponge & Kanga. Here's my contribution:
This eccentric rich scientist spent most of hs time studying rare birds. One day he receives a call advising that a particularly rare bird, the Foo Bird, had been sighted in Africa.
He immediately rented a jet and set off in hopes of getting a rare view of this elusive bird.
Upon arriving in Africa, he assembled a safari group of natives and set out insearch of the Foo.

On the third day out, the group was resting in a clearing, when one of the natives came running and excitingly looking and pointing to the sky shouting "Foo Bird, Foo Bird"..the eccentric scientist looked up, and at that moment, the Foo Bird let loose a large bowel movement, which landed squarely in his eye.
As he reached up to wipe it off, the natives became very agitated, and said "no banawa, you no wipe off..if you wipe off, you die!
Not wanting to disrespect local customs and beliefs, the scientist decided to leave the poop on his eye until he could return to the plane.
There were no more sightings of the Foo Bird, so the group returned to the plane, and the scientist said goodbye to the natives and returned to his home in New York.
After some consideration, he decided to leave the poop on his eye just in case the native superstition was true.
After two weeks of ridicule and people pointing and saying "look at that guy with poop in his eye", etc., he decided to wipe it off, and instantly dropped dead.



Moral:


"If the Foo shits, wear it.."