So I watched Spongebob thinking it might show me the way but it raises more questions than it answers.
1. Why is the crab the colour of a boiled lobster? Is it simply a matter of brightening the palate or perhaps there is some more nefarious reason. Red is for Satan and communism and it makes animals attack.
2. What is up with that story line about Mr. Crab's mistress? He lavished her with gifts last night. She is definitely a kept woman. I fell asleep and did not see the end but, really!
I thought this was a harmless kid's show. Then you people hint at healing properties to be found within. Well, that is 1/2 an hour of my life that I will never get back and I have no time to lose. Thanks for nothing.
Aspaysia--disappointed poster girl.