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VickiSam
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SENIORS GIVING BIRTH ----

 

 

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?"

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JuJuBeez
Posts: 332
Joined: Apr 2010

LOVE! That is SOOOO me and my horrible memory. I'm really getting worried that I'm losing my mind. :-p

disneyfan2008
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Joined: Oct 2010

wow tooooo funny...thanks for the chuckle

 

Denise

lizzie17
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Joined: Nov 2009

cute !

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SIROD
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Thank you for the laugh.

Best,

Doris

sbmly53
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Joined: Jan 2010

Is definitely how it would be with me!

 

Sue

 

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