Jun 13, 2013 - 1:26 pm
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His mummy.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?A bah-humbug.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? Shoe!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail!