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Just wanted to wish everyone a nice easter weekend....hope you all have a lovely time.

 

Eims x

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And right back atcha Eims

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be good gary ;-)

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be good gary ;-)

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Not sure that's possible...

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Absolutely out of the question!  Laughing

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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
 
The painting depicted 3 black men, totally naked, sitting on a bench.  Two of the figures had members that were black, but the one in the middle was pink.
 
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.
 
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white,
patriarchal society. "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink member  also reflects the cultural and
sociological oppression experienced by gay men in a contemporary  society."
 
After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
 
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?", asked the couple.
 
"Because I am the artist who painted the picture", he replied and continued "In truth, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just
three Irish coal miners, but the guy in the middle went home for lunch."

I'm so bad...I'm good!
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That's why you're our leading member Gary!

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Ya made me blushEmbarassed

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Gary and Wedge, your "Happy Friday" posts make me laugh out loud every time. I hope you don't mind the sneaky woman from another board admiring you two bad boys.

And I am still waiting for that one special joke that would make me blush. Keep'em comin'!

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Now that is a challenge that might have someone arrested.

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Foxy I did not dare mention you in my previous post; the tough guy image, glamour and fame that surround you (leather, swimsuit covers, paparazzi and all) is way out of my league...

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Three times as many posts ovar in your forum, but not many members there I suppose!

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but nowhere near the amount of posts on the breast cancer board. "Members only" (prostate and testicular) boards are the strong silent types.

Your board has a great mix. But I guess I should stay on my side of the fence. Smile

Sexy Easter Comments

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What brought you to our board - how did you find us?

Glad you decided to pay us a visit, anyway - whatever cancer one's dealing with, there's no doubting the value of creative imagination and you've certainly got that!

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Hi Alex,

Can't speak for tex (or fox), but I love "sneaky" ladies and I'll work on the challenge laid down, but it's hard to slip in anything of the blush variety that the sensors will allow.

Does "Keep'em comin' have anything to do with Multiple O's?

Just curious,

Gary

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CSN is a really clean site. I was reading about mouthwash suggestions for chemo-induced mucosites and guess why "salt_water" was censored.

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Alexandra, I'm guessing you're going to say because the censor s/w designer is one? You can't arrive here with a watch on your wrist for the same reason!!

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Alexandra
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I was almost banned once for telling someone "not to call substances carcinogenic_until you have scientific proof" 

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And I suppose they called you one too!? 

You inventive little minx!Smile  (Muffled laughter off.)  "Don't get me started" - no need - I bet you're already beavering away on the next one!

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HR will be documenting complaints when coworkers overhear sensual moans coming from my cubicle. If I get fired because of you I may have to look for an interim job. Maybe we should take this game offline or CSN censor will banish it Kiss

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hahahahahaha love it gary.

eims x

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Happy Easter all! In Vt drinking good wine and eating good food...

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Wishing all my CSN friends a wonderful Easter filled with love and laughter.

 

emkat
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Hope everyone has a wonderful Easter!

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and hopes that it's a turning point for you two.

Digger95
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Happy Easter to everyone who observes the holiday.  To everyone else... I hope you just have a really nice day tomorrow!

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We had company come in and our daughter was home. Sorry I missed wishing you all a Happy Easter hugggggsss

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Alex, I'm glad you have "crossed over". You can offer alot to many. Different body parts but we are in this together. Are you sure you aren't a biker chick? It is obvious you have a ton of personality. Beers on me.

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I never said no to a beer... or to a handsome biker. If you decide to come up North riding in summer - look me up.

I have a pink leather biker jacket with butterfly patches and my close friend owns retro Yamaha SR500 and sometimes gives me a ride. Alas, no green spots inside my thighs...but I am adding that to my bucket list. Wink

My project race car "Genny" is on My Expressions.

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But whisker rash ? hmmm. You make me talk dirty.I will be camping at the canadian border in Vermont this summer.And will be camping in New Hampshire with friends from Monreal and Ottawa.

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Doesn't that go back to Eims' question on another thread about "fuzzy head"?

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Reminiscing about their unruly youth, a former hippie asked a onetime flower child, "Say, were you ever picked up by the fuzz?"

"No", she replied, "but I bet it'd hurt" 

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