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susie09
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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Angie2U
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Joined: Sep 2009

You gave me my morning haha!  Thanks!

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DianeBC
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Joined: Jun 2009

I guess this OLD guy got smart!  lol 

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Ritzy
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SIROD
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Joined: Jun 2010

  I love these jokes, you bring a smile to face.  

Doris

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Kylez
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Joined: May 2009

Smiling too! 

Lynn Smith
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Joined: Mar 2011

This was on my facebook today. I had to laugh. I've been married for almost 45 years so not far from the 50th anniversary. Now to have my husband read it.

Lynn Smith

Pink Rose
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Joined: Nov 2012

Cute joke!

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Noel
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OMG!  I love it! 

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Megan M
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ROFL

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VickiSam
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woman

Vicki

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Alexis F
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Wise woman indeed!  lol

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Kristin N
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Older women are great! 

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