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susie09
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Super Bowl Husband

A man goes to the Super Bowl but his tickets are for the upper tier. He spots an open seat on the 50-yard line and grabs it.

The guy sitting next to him says, “Actually, this seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” says the first man. “Couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”

“Nope,” replies the second guy. “Everyone’s at the funeral.”

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susie09
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Hoping no one takes offense at the joke ..  just thought it was funny

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jnl
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It is funny lol  No offense taken here!

 

Leeza

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DianeBC
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LOL

sbmly53
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This could actually be a few of my family members. Football is serious business!

 

Sue

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Megan M
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That guy sure did love his football!  LOL  Thanks for the joke Susie!

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Kylez
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Thank you for the laugh Susie!  I always love your Ha Ha's!

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VickiSam
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Yes,  I know what all you thought ...  that would be Vicki Sam!    Loved this

Thank you so much, Susie .... 

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Kylez
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I did kind of think of you Vicki Sam because I know how much you love football!  lol

Pink Rose
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That was a riot!

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