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I laughed, until I cried ... Joke for Thursday, January 24th

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VickiSam
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.. Bye the way,  this is not a personal story -- just a humorous joke.  

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.




MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.




I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?



UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..



'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.



HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'



YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN, THAT UGLY,



OLD,



BALD,



WRINKLED FACED,



FAT-ASSED,



GRAY-HAIRED,



DECREPIT



S.O.B



ASKED,


'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

 
disneyfan2008
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first thing I read this am....made me chuckle..

 

thanks

Denise

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abrub
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Love it!  Too True!

 

Alice (but not the one in the story!)

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Chickadee1955
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This was funnier before I remembered I graduated in 1973!!!

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AngieD
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LOL!!!

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KathiM
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Thank you, dearheart, for the chuckle!!!

Hugs, Kathi

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Jean 0609
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I needed this this morning.

 

xoxo,

Jean

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injoyed it so much I type it and so my husband could see it.He got a good laughLaughing too.

Lynn Smith
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This is to funny. What a changed tone after he THOUGHT he had her for a teacher.As you can tell she had some UNKIND words for him.

When I go to class reunions I sometimes don't recognize classmates.So embarrasing.

Lynn Smith